Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 26 "Grandpa's Follies"
>> I LOVE IT WHEN THERE'S A
FULL MOON.
IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE
USED TO GO CAMPING AND ROAST
MARSHMALLOWS WITH MY
GRANDPA.
(laughter)
WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
I FEEL EVIL!
>> QUEEN BERYL WILL BE SO
PLEASED WHEN I RETRIEVE THE
RAINBOW CRYSTAL FROM THIS
OLD GEEZER.
(scream)
ONCE WE'VE COLLECTED ALL THE
CRYSTALS, WE CAN FINALLY
RELEASE THE NEGAFORCE.
(laughter)
(scream)
LIKE TAKING CANDY FROM A
BABY.
>> I MUST SUMMON MY WILL
AGAINST THIS EVIL.
>> NO, THIS CAN'T BE!
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
THE GEEZER'S NOT SO OLD
AFTER ALL.
ZOID!
HUH?
CROWS, I HATE CROWS!
>> GRANDPA!
HE MUST HAVE FALLEN OFF THE
ROOF.
GRANDPA, WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE?
>> I THOUGHT TEMPLE LIFE
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PEACEFUL.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE?
THE TEMPLE IS CLOSED.
>> WHOA!
MY NAME'S CHAD.
I'M A STRUGGLING MUSICIAN.
I'VE HEARD ALL SORTS OF
GREAT THINGS ABOUT THIS
PLACE.
PLEASE LET ME STAY.
I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
PLEASE.
>> THE OLD GUY WON'T BE
ABLE TO FIGHT ME OFF
FOREVER.
NO ONE'S THAT STRONG.
GO AHEAD AND RESIST, OLD
MAN.
IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD.
LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RE ONE
OF US.
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE
YOUR GRANDPA TO THE DOCTOR
OR SOMETHING.
>> HE REFUSES TO GO.
>> WHOA!
WAHOO!
(laughter)
ALL RIGHT, CHAD.
DO IT JUST LIKE THAT.
>> WHAT?
NO WAY.
I'M A SINGER, MAN, NOT A
MONKEY.
>> USE YOUR FEAR.
>> WHOA!
>> MAJOR BUMMER, EH, WISE
MASTER?
AM I A BLACK BELT YET?
>> GET UP.
WE'RE NOT FINISHED.
>> GRANDPA, WHAT HAVE YOU
DONE TO HIM?
>> LOOK, RAYE, YOUR
GRANDPA'S TURNED INTO A
SUPER HERO.
>> THOSE ARE TABLE CLOTHS.
>> MOVE IT, CHAD.
YOU CAN'T BE SLEEPING ON THE
JOB IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY
APPRENTICE.
>> WHO'S THAT GUY?
>> SOME TOASTED ROCK STAR
RECUPERATING FROM HIS LAST
TOUR, SO HE SAYS.
>> I'M WAITING.
>> CHAD, ARE YOU GOING TO
BE ALL RIGHT, YOU THING?
>> I GUESS SO.
BUT CHECK MY FACE.
IS ANYTHING OUT OF PLACE?
>> NO.
YOUR FACE IS GOING TO BE
FINE.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
RUIN HIS CAREER?
>> HE ASKED ME TO TEACH HIM
THE WAYS OF THE TEMPLE, SO
THAT'S HAT I DID.
AT LEAST HE LISTENS TO ME,
NOT LIKE SOME MEMBERS OF MY
OWN FAMILY.
(sobbing)
IF I DON'T TRAIN HIM, YOU'LL
BE LEFT ALL ALONE TO RUN THE
TEMPLE, BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT
BY YOURSELF.
>> SEE WHAT I MEAN?
USUALLY HE'S SO HAPPY, BUT
NOW HE'S LIKE THIS ALL THE
TIME.
>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I HAVE TO FINISH TODAY'S
TRAINING SO MY MASTER WILL
BE HAPPY AGAIN.
OH, GREAT TEMPLE GONG, AS I
RING YOU, PLEASE SHOWER THIS
PLACE WITH PEACE AND
HAPPINESS.
(scream)
>> I GOT YOU, CHAD!
I GOT YOU, CHAD!
THE OLD WATER IN THE GONG
TRICK WORKS EVERY TIME.
>> GRANDPA, KNOCK IT OFF.
>> SERENA, STOP IT.
>> YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
FUNNY,RIGHT?
>> YEAH, GRANDPA, IT WAS
THE BEST.
>> MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE YOU
ON AS MY APPRENTICE TOO, EH?
>> HE MUST BE RUNNING A
FEVER TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
>> EXCUSE ME, RAYE, BUT
DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVER-
REACTING?
>> STAY OUT OF THIS, OKAY,
CHAD?
>> IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
>> STAY OUT OF IT.
>> WHOA.
>> GRANDPA, YOU'RE GOING TO
SEE A DOCTOR.
EVER SINCE YOU FELL OFF THE
ROOF, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING
LIKE A GRANOLA BAR.
>> DON'T LISTEN TO HER,
GRANDPA.
A PIT BULL WITH A TOOTH ACHE
HAS GOT A BETTER SENSE OF
HUMOUR.
CUTER, TOO.
>> WHO WANTS TO GO FLYING?
>> I FIGURED IT OUT.
YOU GOT MEATBALLS ON THE
SIDES OF YOUR HEAD TO GO
WITH THE SPAGHETTI INSIDE!
>> DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> GET A LIFE, RAYE.
YOU CAN'T GO SHOVING PEOPLE
AROUND LIKE THAT.
>> YEAH, BIG BULLY.
>> LITA'S RIGHT, RAYE.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW, AND
SHE'LL STOP THAT AWFUL
CRYING.
>> FINE, BE THAT WAY, BRAT.
I'M SICK OF HAVING TO BREAK
UP YOUR PRE-ADOLESCENT
FIGHTS.
GROW UP.
GET A LIFE.
>> YEAH, GIVE US A CALL
WHEN YOU GET OUT OF DIAPERS.
>> FINE, GET OUT OF HERE.
I'M NOT APOLOGIZING TO
ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY THAT
DITZ, SERENA.
>> CAN I TALK TO YOU, RAYE?
>> NOT NOW, CHAD.
FINISH YOUR LESSON.
SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK
TO ME ABOUT, CHAD?
>> ABOUT YOUR GRANDPA.
>> HE'S NOT HIMSELF.
I'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU WANTED
TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
>> NO, ACTUALLY.
I'D LIKE TO STAY AND LEARN
MORE ABOUT YOUR TEMPLE.
>> HUH?
>> IT'S SO PEACEFUL HERE,
AND TO BE HONEST, I GET
STAGE FRIGHT REAL BAD.
MAYBE YOUR GRANDPA CAN HELP
ME GET OVER IT.
>> IF YOU SURVIVE HIS
TRAINING.
>> HE'S ALREADY TAUGHT ME A
LOT ABOUT FACING MY FEARS.
IT'S JUST ALL THAT FLYING
THROUGH THE TREES STUFF IS
WORSE THAN SLAM DANCING.
DO YOU THINK A PITH HELMET
WOULD HELP?
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
FLYING AROUND IN TABLE
CLOTHS ISN'T PART OF THE
USUAL TRAINING.
>> WHAT?
>> I THINK SOMETHING IS
WRONG WITH GRANDPA.
THAT NIGHT WHEN YOU SHOWED
UP AT THE TEMPLE, HE FELL
OFF THE ROOF.
I'M AFRAID HE'S LOSING IT.
>> IT'S TIME TO PLAY
MATCHMAKER!
YEAH.
I CAN TOTALLY SEE RAYE GOING
OUT WITH A HOT ROCK STAR.
>> SERENA, DON'T.
THE LAST THING YOU NEED IS
TO DO MORE MEDDLING INTO
RAYE'S LIFE.
>> COME ON, LUNA.
IT WILL BE A KICK.
DON'T BE SUCH AN OLD STODGE
MEISTER.
>> JUST HOW DO YOU PLAN TO
PLAY MATCHMAKER, ANYWAY?
>> TA-DA.
>> NO, SERENA.
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T
USE THE LUNA PEN FOR PRANKS
ANY MORE.
>> DISGUISE POWER!
TURN ME INTO A FORTUNE
TELLER MATCHMAKER!
SHE'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE ME.
>> WOULDN'T COUNT ON THAT.
>> AHEM.
>>> HUH?
>> I SENSE STRONG
VIBRATIONS.
LET ME TELL YOU YOUR
FORTUNE.
YOU SEE THESE STICKS HERE?
WHEN I THROW THEM INTO THE
AIR, THEY'RE GOING TO TELL
ME YOUR FUTURE.
I HAVE A STRONG HUNCH
WEDDING BELLS WILL BE
RINGING.
READY?
>> OH.
>> BRILL, BREE, BRA!
YOU SEE HOW THESE STICKS ARE
CROSSED IN MY HANDS?
IT MEANS ONLY ONE THING.
TIME FOR A LITTLE KISSY-
FACE.
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?
>> THIS DITZ IS OUT OF
CONTROL.
LET'S GO, CHAD.
>> NO KISSY FACE?
OH.
>> WHAT DO WE OWE YOU FOR
THE FORTUNE?
>> TEN BUCKS WOULD BE NICE,
YOUNG LADY.
>> YEAH, $10 SHOULD BUY A
HEAP OF SAILOR V COMIC
BOOKS, WOULDN'T IT?
BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY
MONEY.
GET LOST, SERENA, AND STAY
LOST.
>> YOU KNOW IT'S ME?
>> SHE KNOWS ABOUT DISGUISE
POWER, REMEMBER?
>> RAYE, WAIT.
>> CHEER UP, SERENA.
>> I CAN'T.
I TOTALLY EMBARRASSED MYSELF
WITH RAYE.
SHE HATES ME.
>> SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU.
SHE THINKS YOU'RE A MAJOR
DITZ, WHICH UNDER THE
CIRCUMSTANCES, I DON'T BLAME
HER.
BUT YOU KNOW RAYE.
TOMORROW IT WILL ALL BLOW
OVER.
>> SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME
APOLOGIZE.
>> OF COURSE SHE WILL,
EVENTUALLY.
THEN I BET SHE'LL BE GLAD TO
HAVE SOME HELP WITH HER
GRANDPA.
WOW, YOUR MOM'S CHOCOLATE
CAKES ARE MOST YUMMY.
>> HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK
OF FOOD RIGHT NOW?
>> I MUST BE REALLY UPSET.
>> MAJOR CHOCOLATE HIT.
YUM!
I KNOW, LET'S TAKE THIS UP
TO RAYE'S TEMPLE AS A PEACE
OFFERING.
THIS IS INSPIRED!
IF IT'S ONE THING RAYE CAN'T
RESIST, IT'S ANYTHING
CHOCOLATE.
I MAY NOT EVEN HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE.
>> SERENA, YOUR MOM BROUGHT
THOSE IN SPECIALLY FOR US.
>> AREN'T YOU ALWAYS
TELLING ME DISCIPLINE BUILDS
CHARACTER?
>> HEY, WAIT, GIVE ME ONE
MORE.
I HAD TO GO AND OPEN MY BIG
MOUTH.
I WANT THOSE CUPCAKES ALL
FOR ME.
.
>> CONQUER YOUR FEAR!
THIS TIME I'M GOING TO DO
IT, RAYE.
JUST WATCH ME.
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
>> CAN'T SING TOO WELL, BUT
SURE IS A CUTIE.
CHAD, LOOK OUT!
>> RANGE BUSHES!
>> YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY
WORRIED ABOUT GRANDPA.
I THINK HE'S GETTING TOO OLD
TO STAY HERE.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK THE
SACRED FIRE'S GUIDANCE FOR
THIS ONE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANY
MORE.
>> SACRED FLAME, I SEEK
YOUR GUIDANCE.
HELP ME TO FIGHT THE EVIL
THAT THREATENS ME.
COME ON, TRY AND TAKE ME,
YOU CREEPY WITCH.
>> GRANDPA, YOU'RE WAY TOO
WEAK TO HOLD ME OFF THIS
TIME.
>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> I FEEL SERIOUS
NEGAVIBES.
>> I WANT THAT CRYSTAL.
>> ZOID!
>> YOU'RE ON MY SIDE,
REMEMBER?
>> SURRENDER THE RAINBOW
CRYSTAL!
>> NOT SO FAST, NEGASCUM.
>> TUXEDO MASK, I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT SHOW UP.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET
AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME.
>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT,
TUXEDO MASK.
(scream)
>> NOT HIM, TOO.
>> QUEEN BERYL WILL BE
THRILLED.
GOT YOU AGAIN, CAPED BOY.
>> YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY
WITH THAT CRYSTAL.
>> REALLY?
>> DON'T YOU EVER STAY TO
FIGHT YOUR OWN BATTLES,
ZOECITE?
>> WHY SHOULD I?
>> I WANT MY MOMMY!
>> HOW DID SHE DISAPPEAR SO
FAST?
>> I WIN AGAIN, TUXEDO
MASK.
WATCH YOUR BACK.
WHEN I RETURN, I'LL COME FOR
YOU.
>> RAYE, YOU'VE GOT TO COME
QUICK.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
CHAD?
>> MONSTER!
I MEAN, YOU'VE GOT TO COME
FIGHT THIS MONSTER.
>> WHAT KIND OF MONSTER?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE'S
REAL FAST.
>> WHERE...
OH, GROSS.
(screams)
HE'S OUT COLD.
.
>> STAY BACK, YOU CROSS-
EYED LOBSTER.
>> CHAD, IT'S DANGEROUS.
>> YEAH, BUT I'VE NEVER FELT
MORE ALIVE THAN NOW.
MY FEAR IS GONE.
AS GRANDPA SAID, USE YOUR
FEAR.
I'VE GOT TO WORK ON HEAD
BUTTS.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> SACRED FLAME, SHOW ME
WHO'S BEHIND THIS EVIL
MONSTER.
>> HELP ME, GRANDDAUGHTER.
>> IT'S THE NEGAVERSE.
THEY'VE MANAGED TO TURN
GRANDPA INTO THIS BEAST.
GRANDPA, IT'S ME, RAYE.
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
GRANDPA, FIGHT THIS EVIL.
(screams)
>> HOLD IT.
>> HUH?
>> YOU'RE GOING TO BE
NOTHING BUT MOON DUST IN
ABOUT TWO SECONDS, NEGACRUD.
MOON PRISM POWER!
I AM SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION
OF JUSTICE!
I WILL RIGHT WRONGS AND
TRIUMPH OVER EVIL.
AND THAT MEANS YOU.
>> YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GLAD
I AM TO SEE YOU.
>> GLAD TO HEAR IT.
WHY DON'T WE SEAL OUR
APOLOGY WITH A BIG BITE OF
CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE?
>> SAILOR MOON, DON'T YOU
THINK THERE ARE A FEW MORE
IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HAND
HERE?
>> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE
RIGHT.
MOON TIARA.
>> SAILOR MOON, YOU CAN'T
DUST HIM.
THAT MONSTER IS MY GRANDPA.
>> OH.
>> HE MUST HAVE CARRIED A
RAINBOW CRYSTAL.
SAILOR MOON, IF YOU'D
BROUGHT YOUR COMMUNICATOR,
WE COULD HAVE CALLED THE
OTHER SCOUTS FOR HELP.
(screams)
>> GET READY TO STOP, OKAY,
SAILOR MOON?
WE'LL STUN HIM SO WE CAN
TRANSFORM HIM BACK.
>> SCROLL.
(scream)
>> I CALL UPON THE POWER OF
MARS.
FIREBALLS, CHARGE!
>> MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
>> MY POOR GRANDPA.
(sobs)
>> IS HE ALL RIGHT?
>> I THINK SO.
>> HEY, AMY!
>> HUH?
LITA, HI.
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
I'M HEADED FOR RAYE'S
TEMPLE.
>> FUNNY, ME, TOO.
I FEEL LOUSY ABOUT WHAT I
SAID TO HER YESTERDAY.
ESPECIALLY WHEN HER
GRANDPA'S FLIPPING OUT.
SHE NEEDS HER FRIENDS RIGHT
NOW.
>> RAYE WAS REALLY ROUGH ON
SERENA, BUT STILL...
>> YES, I KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD
DO?
>> WE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO
DO ANYTHING ABOUT HER
GRANDPA, BUT I'M SURE SHE'D
BE GLAD TO KNOW HER FRIENDS
ARE STILL THERE FOR HER TO
COUNT ON.
>> UM-HUM.
>> BOY, FIGHTING MONSTERS
SURE MAKES ME HUNGRY.
>> ME, TOO.
>> I WONDER IF YOUR GRANDPA
WILL SHOW ME HOW TO DO THAT
TRANSFORMATION THING?
>> HOW TO DO WHAT, CHAD?
>> YOU KNOW, TURN INTO THAT
BIG OLD RED LOBSTER THING.
>> YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL
HIM ABOUT IT, REMEMBER?
SO CHAD, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
ABOUT READY TO GO BACK TO
THE REAL WORLD NOW?
>> NO, HE SHOULD STAY.
>> I'D LIKE TO HANG WITH
GRANDPA AND GET BACK TO MY
MUSIC.
>> OH.
>> OKAY, NOT SINGING.
GOT THE POINT.
>> THAT'S A MISTAKE.
>> I HAD A VISION, AND IT
SHOWED ME WHY YOU CAME HERE.
IT WAS TO GET OVER YOUR
STAGE FRIGHT, AND YOU DID
IT.
>> I FEEL A SONG RISING IN
MY HEART!
I'VE GOT TO SING!
I'M CURED.
I CAN GO ON STAGE AGAIN.
>> MAYBE YOU COULD GO ON
TOUR WITH HIM AS A BACK-UP
SINGER.
>> STOP TRYING TO FIX ME UP
WITH CHAD ALREADY, WOULD
YOU?
THE ONLY GUY I'M INTERESTED
IN IS DARIEN.
NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE
THAT.
>> THAT'S A ROCK STAR.
>> YOU'RE GOING TO SEE
STARS.
>> STOP IT, RAYE.
I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND
TIMES, YOU CAN'T DATE UNTIL
YOU'RE AT LEAST 16.
>> HA-HA.
>> WHY DO I PUT UP WITH
YOU?
>> WANT TO HEAR MY SONG?
>>> MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
>> LISTEN.
>> SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SERENA
AND RAYE MANAGED TO PATCH
THINGS UP BETWEEN THEM.
>> I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LOVE
TO HEAR THEM ARGUE.
>> PLEASE BE QUIET?
I'M TRYING TO GET SOME AIR.
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