Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
Episode 101 "Everything's Coming Up Rosey"
Closed Caption Transcript
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>> IT'S A LOVELY, MOON-LIT
EVENING, AND WE'VE ALL BEEN
INVITED TO AN ELEGANT, BLACK-TIE
AFFAIR AT THE ROSE MANSION.
WE'RE ALL TRYING TO BE REFINED
AND SOPHISTICATED
WHEN AN UNINVITED, TONE-DEAF
GUEST APPEARS AND PROCEEDS
TO THROW US ALL OUT OF STEP.
AU REVOIR, RIFF-RAFF.
YOU HAVE NO CLASS.
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FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
NEVER RUNNING
FROM A REAL FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE WILL NEVER TURN
HER BACK ON A FRIEND
SHE IS ALWAYS THERE
TO DEFEND
SHE IS THE ONE ON
WHOM WE CAN DEPEND
SHE'S THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR...
SAILOR VENUS!
SAILOR MERCURY!
SAILOR MARS!
SAILOR JUPITER!
THE SECRET POWERS
ARE SO NEW TO HER
SHE IS ONE
NAMED SAILOR MOON
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FIGHTING EVIL
BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING LOVE
BY DAYLIGHT
WHEN THE SAILORS
GET TO HELP FIGHT
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE NAMED
SAILOR MOON
SHE IS THE ONE
SAILOR MOON!
>> (Serena)
IT'S LIKE A SAUNA OUTSIDE.
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER IN
YOUR AIR-CONDITIONED PLACE,
DARIEN.
DON'T MIND WHILE I JUST DOZE OFF
HAPPILY AND ROMANCE.
>> (groaning)
SERENA, WAKE UP!
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLEEP!
>> OR FOR ROMANCE.
>> COME ON, SERENA, WAKEY-WAKEY!
>> YOU GUYS SAID YOU NEEDED
MY HELP, BUT I HAVE THIS FEELING
THAT YOU ONLY CAME HERE
FOR THE AIR CONDITIONING.
>> OH, NO, DARIEN.
WE LIKE YOUR HERBAL ICED TEA
AS WELL..
AHH!
>> OH, THANKS, THAT MAKES ME
FEEL A LITTLE BETTER.
>> AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING?
>> YEAH, LOOK AT THESE
WONDERFULLY DIVERSE BOOKS.
THERE'S A BIG,
OLD BABYLONIAN DICTIONARY;
ONE CALLED "HYDRODYNAMICS
AND WAVE ENGINEERING";
"MICROBIOLOGY FOR MACRO MINDS";
AND "EASY COOKING
FOR LAZY COOKS."
THEY'RE ALL VERY INTERESTING
AND QUITE ADVANCED, BUT I THINK
THE MIX SUGGESTS CONFUSION.
>> I'VE ALWAYS HAD MANY
INTERESTS, AND BECAUSE OF THAT,
I CAN'T EVER SEEM TO DECIDE
WHICH SUBJECT TO STUDY.
>> YOU'RE LIKE THAT SAYING:
"JERK OF ALL TRADES
AND MASTER OF NONE," RIGHT?
>> ACTUALLY, LITA,
THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
"JACK OF ALL TRADES," NOT JERK.
>> OOPS!
>> COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S TIME TO START
STUDYING AGAIN.
HOW ABOUT WE STUDY
ENGLISH LIT FIRST AND THEN WE'LL
MOVE ON TO FRENCH?
>> OHH... WHAT?
I'M SO TERRIBLE AT FRENCH.
>> THAT'S WHY I SUGGESTED
WE STUDY IT.
(doorbell binging)
>> THERE'S THE DOOR!
I'LL GET IT, OKAY?
HUH?
UH, HE'S ALREADY GOT
A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE PAPER,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
>> HMM?
AH,BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE.
>> HUH?
I NO SPEAKY FRENCH!
JE SUIS NOT FRENCH!
>>JESUIS... WHAT?
AH, I UNDERSTAND.
YOU DON'T SPEAK
THE FRENCH LANGUAGE.
COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
IF DARIEN IS HOME RIGHT NOW?
>> YES, DARIEN'S HOME RIGHT NOW.
CAN I ASK WHO YOU ARE,
MON SENIOR?
OOH!
SO, YOU DO SPEAK ENGLISH!
YOU SURPRISED ME!
>> EDOUARD!
>>BONJOUR, DARIEN.
BEEN A LONG TIME
SINCE I'VE SEEN YOU.
BONJOUR, MESDEMOISELLES.
>>ENCHANTEE!
>>BONJOUR.
>>ENCHANTEE TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE, SIR.
>>MERCI.
>> THAT'S NOT A GREETING, LITA.
IT MEANS "THANK YOU."
>> WELL, AT LEAST I WAS POLITE.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME IN, EDOUARD?
>> I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T.
ACTUALLY, I'M HAVING A LITTLE
BLACK-TIE GET-TOGETHER AT
MY HOUSE TONIGHT FOR SOME OF
THE STUDENTS AND FACULTY.
THEY SUGGESTED
THAT I INVITE YOU.
>> I'M HONOURED BY THE INVITE.
>> WELL, I'M JUST IN THE MIDDLE
OF MY DAILY WALK.
SO, I'D BETTER BE ON MY WAY.
I HOPE YOU'LL BE ABLE
TO ATTEND, DARIEN.
OF COURSE, ALL OF YOU LADIES ARE
INVITED AS WELL.
>>> COUNT US IN!
>> (Darien)
EDOUARD IS A RETIRED, RICH
BUSINESSMAN FROM FRANCE
WHO LIVES IN THE ROSE MANSION.
>> OH, SO HE'S THE ONE
WHO LIVES HERE.
WOW, WHAT AN AMAZING PLACE
TO HAVE A PARTY.
>> NOW HE TEACHES ECONOMICS
AND HAS THESE PARTIES
FOR HIS BEST STUDENTS.
HE'S INTERESTED IN MIXING PEOPLE
FROM DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.
>> WOW, IMAGINE THAT BIG HOUSE
WITH MUSIC IN THE BALLROOM.
>> AND IT'S A WONDERFUL CHANCE
TO HAVE CULTURAL EXCHANGES WITH
PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.
>> I'M INTO THE ROMANCE
OF BEING WITH YOU, DARIEN,
AND AT A BEAUTIFUL MANSION--
I FEEL SO JUST LIKE
A PRINCESS.
>> DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHICH COUNTRIES
THE STUDENTS ARE FROM, DARIEN?
>> MM-HMM, ACTUALLY,
THIS GROUP'S FROM FRANCE.
THERE'S A LARGE GROUP FROM
FRANCE THIS YEAR, SO WE BETTER
GET TO WORK AND BONE UP
ON OUR FRENCH.
>> A ROMANTIC EVENING
WITH DARIEN!
OH, SPEAKING FRENCH.
>> OKAY, SO, LET'S GET
DOWN TO WORK NOW, SERENA.
>> A ROMANTIC EVENING
WITH DARIEN!
OH, SPEAKING FRENCH...
>> ARE YOU LISTENING, SERENA?
>> I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH
STUDYING FOR TODAY.
>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET READY
FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT, ANYWAY.
>> YOU SEE, EUCHIAL,
THE SWEET TUNE OF THE WALTZ,
WITH TRIPLE MEASURES
SYMBOLIZES INTELLECT, CULTURE,
AND ALSO AGGRESSIVENESS.
IN MY OPINION, IT'S THE ULTIMATE
MUSIC OF POWER.
EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE.
IT'S A WONDERFUL PIECE ENTITLED
"HOPE FOR THE FUTURE," WHICH
I ACTUALLY COMPOSED IN MY YOUTH.
>> SO, YOU'RE SAYING THE NEW
TARGET IS SOMEONE WITH A PURE
HEART WHO DISPLAYS THESE
CHARACTERISTICS OF A WALTZ
THAT YOU MENTIONED.
>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
AND THEY MUST HAVE HOPE
FOR THE FUTURE AS WELL.
>> RIGHT.
I'VE FOUND A MAN OF INTELLECT
AND CULTURE WHO LOVES WALTZES
AND IS ALSO FILLED WITH
HOPES FOR THE FUTURE.
>> EXCELLENT.
(laughing)
(waltz playing)
>> UH, THAT SEEMS A TAD LOUD.
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
A WALTZ, DOCTOR?
>> (laughing)
>> HMM... UH, BOY, DOCTOR.
DOCTOR?
DOCTOR!
UHH, WHAT AN ANNOYING
LITTLE MAN.
OH, I HAVE A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
(machinery whirring)
(zapping)
>> CHIQUON!
(blipping)
>> (Euchial gasping)
>>> (crowd chattering)
>> OH, LOOK AT
ALL THESE GORGEOUS GUYS.
>> ALL RIGHT!
THEY'RE ALL TALL!
>> THAT'S GREAT, BUT THEY'RE
ALSO SPEAKING IN FRENCH.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ABOUT FRENCH, SERENA:
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.
>> ONLY IF YOU CAN SPEAK IT.
>> COME ON, SERENA.
IT'S A GOOD OPPORTUNITY
FOR YOU TO TRY IT OUT,
SO GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> THIS IS NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I CALL
A GOOD OPPORTUNITY, AMY.
>>BONSOIR, DARIEN!
>>BONSOIR, VINCENT!
>> LONG TIME NO SEE.
HOW GOES IT, MAN?
>> I'M LOSING IT!
>> EVERYONE IS WELCOME.
I JUST LOVE PARTIES.
>> OH, NO, PLEASE DON'T
SPEAK IN FRENCH.
>>BONSOIR, MESDEMOISELLES.
>> DARIEN, YOU'RE QUITE
A POPULAR FELLOW THIS EVENING.
HOW ABOUT INTRODUCING
THESE LOVELY LADIES TO US, EH?
>> OH, NO!
>> IT'S OKAY.
HE SPEAKS ENGLISH VERY WELL.
>> THANK YOU.
WE ARE STUDYING ENGLISH.
NOW'S OUR CHANCE TO
PRACTISE SPEAKING.
>> HEY, YOU'RE LUCKY, SERENA.
AHH?
HUH, SERENA?
>> MAYBE SHE'S IN
THE LADIES' ROOM.
>>COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS?
JE M'APPELIE...
JEMAPPELEZ...
JEM'APPELER SERENA.
OOH, I DON'T KNOW
HOW THEY DO IT.
>>> (speaking French)
>> EVEN RAYE AND LITA
ARE CHATTING IN FRENCH.
I WISH I COULD DO IT, TOO.
MAYBE THIS JUICE
WILL RELAX MY TONGUE.
(gulping)
>> DARIEN, IF YOU LIKE SCIENCE,
YOU MUST MAJOR IN BIOPHYSICS.
IT'S FASCINATING.
>> COME ON, VINCENT.
THERE'S A WORLD OUT THERE
BEYOND SCIENCE.
>> SO, HOW ARE YOU DOING, NED?
>> I THINK ALL OF YOUR GUESTS
ARE SO SMART AND INTERESTING.
THEY MUST BE HONOUR STU@ENTS.
>> YES, THEY'RE ALL PROMISING
YOUNG PEOPLE AND OUR HOPE
FOR THE FUTURE.
THAT'S WHY I ENJOY HAVING
THESE PARTIES IN MY HOME
EVERY SO OFTEN.
TO SEE YOUNG PEOPLE LIKE THIS
ENJOYING THEMSELVES IN MY HOME,
WITH STIMULATING CONVERSATION
AND A WALTZ OR TWO
IS MY IDEA OF A ROSY EVENING.
>> IT SOUNDS WONDERFUL,
AND I AGREE.
AN EVENING OF INTELLECT
AND CULTURE IS INDEED ROSY.
>> I HOPE YOU WILL JOIN THEM
SOMEDAY TO MAKE A BRIGHT FUTURE.
>> OH, YES, I'LL TRY.
>> LOOK AT AMY.
>> I KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT.
SHE'S SO CONFIDENT.
>> WELL, I GUESS
IT MUST BE EASY TO BE CONFIDENT
WHEN YOU'RE A GENIUS.
>> OH, HELLO, DARIEN!
>>> HUH?
>> SERENA?
>> AH, YES, THE GOOD OLD PUDDING
OF RELATIVITY.
LET ME SEE... WELL, IT'S
RELATIVE, OF COURSE, BUT IT'S
LIKE, YOU MIX EGGS, MILK,
AND SUGAR TOGETHER.
THEN YOU MUST COVER IT UP
AND LET IT STEAM FOR ABOUT
30 MINUTES, BUT DON'T LET IT
GET TOO MUCH HEAT.
AND DON'T FORGET FRESH CREAM,
OR IT WILL TASTE WRONG.
THAT'S IT.
>> HMM, COOKING AS A METAPHOR
FOR EINSTEIN'S THEORY
OF RELATIVITY.
>> YES, WHAT AN INTERESTING
POINT OF VIEW.
>> WOW, YOU CAN BOTH
SPEAKY ENGLISH!
HOORAY!
STRIKE UP THE BAND!
LET THE BELLS RING!
>> UH, SERENA...
>> COME ON, DARIEN.
LET'S GET THIS PARTY JUMPING
WITH A RIP-ROARING DISCUSSION
ABOUT... WHO KNOWS WHAT!
(smack)
>> YOU HAVE A CHARMING
SENSE OF HUMOUR,MADEMOISELLE.
>>MERCI!
BONJOUR, BONJOUR!
SWEET SOUFFLE OMELETTE.
>> OH, NO, TOO MUCH JUICE.
>> HUH?
>> (giggling)
CA VA BIEN?
CA VA BIEN!
CA VA BIEN, WHOO!
>> ARE YOU FEELING
ALL RIGHT, MISS?
>>AU REVOIR, AU REVOIR!
>> DARIEN, WOULD YOU PLEASE
MAKE SURE THIS YOUNG LADY'S
FEELING WELL?
>>OUI, MONSIEUR.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE ASKED THIS EVENING TWO
VERY TALENTED SPECIAL GUESTS.
IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
TO PRESENT TO YOU TONIGHT
MESDEMOISLLES AMARA TENO
AND MICHELLE KAYO.
>> HEY, IT'S AMARA.
>> AND MICHELLE'S HERE, TOO.
>> SERENA'S SICK.
>>> WHAT?
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
>> I DRANK TOO MUCH JUICE...
>> HERE'S SOME WATER.
>> HOW MUCH JUICE
DID YOU HAVE?
>> OH, I WAS JUST SO THIRSTY,
I'M NOT SURE.
I'M SO SORRY; I FEEL SICK.
(groaning)
>>> SERENA!
>> HANG IN THERE, SERENA!
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>> HMM, IT'S SHOW TIME.
>> FEEL BETTER, SERENA?
>> A BIT, THANKS.
>> (Amara)
HI, GANG.
>> HI, GUYS.
>> WONDERFUL PARTY, ISN'T IT?
OH, THEY'RE PLAYING A WALTZ NOW.
DARIEN, PLEASE HONOUR ME
WITH A DANCE.
>> NO, HE'S GONNA DANCE WITH ME!
>> COME ON, THEN.
WHY DON'T I GIVE YOU A LESSON
AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE DARIEN?
>> OH, I DO NEED A LESSON.
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>> THAT'S IT: ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> SO, YOU AND MICHELLE
ARE ACTUALLY CHAMPION
BALLROOM DANCERS.
>> SERENA'S ACTUALLY...
>> SHE'S WALTZING!
>> I THINK AMARA'S
A REALLY GOOD TEACHER.
>> I NEED TO LEARN
SO I CAN DANCE WITH THE GUYS.
>> WE ALL NEED A LESSON,
SO YOU CAN'T BE NEXT, RAYE.
>> LET'S DECIDE THE ORDER
BY ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER.
>> OH, BROTHER.
>>> ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER!
>> I HEARD THAT EDOUARD DONATES
A LOT OF HIS MONEY
TO THE COLLEGE.
AND TO SCHOLARSHIPS
FOR STUDENTS.
>> EDOUARD WAS A VERY SMART
BUSINESSMAN WHO INVESTED EARLY
IN THE COMPUTER BUSINESS.
HE MADE A FORTUNE, BUT HE WAS
NOT NICE, AND THOUGHT THAT MONEY
WAS ALL THAT WAS NEEDED
FOR A BRIGHT FUTURE.
>> HMM...
>> BUT ONE DAY, HE REALIZED
HE HAD NO FAMILY OR ANY GOOD
FRIENDS HE COULD SHARE
HIS WEALTH AND DREAMS WITH.
THERE WAS NO ONE WHO COULD
CARRY ON HIS HOPES AND DREAMS
FOR THE FUTURE.
>> HE HAS HOPES AND DREAMS.
SOUNDS LIKE A ROMANTIC.
THAT'S AWFULLY GENEROUS OF HIM
TO GIVE SO MUCH.
HE MUST HAVE MADE
A LOT OF SACRIFICES TO BE
THAT SUCCESSFUL.
>> I'M SURE HE DID SACRIFICE
A LOT, BUT HE THOUGHT
THAT IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING
IF THERE WAS NO ONE
TO CARRY ON HIS LEGACY.
IT'S MEANINGLESS TO BE ALONE.
>>> ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER!
ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER!
ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER!
OHH!
FORGET IT!
THIS IS SILLY!
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
>> WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
(chuckling)
)
>> HUH?
OHH...
>> EXCUSE ME.
I NEVER HAD A LESSON BEFORE.
>> COULD YOU PLEASE SHOW ME
HOW TO WALTZ LIKE THAT?
>> ME, TOO, PLEASE.
>> WOULD YOU PLEASE DANCE
WITH ME, YOUNG LADY?
>>> (crowd chattering)
>> OH, DARIEN!
YOU'RE ALL SO RUDE!
>>> ROCK, SCISSORS, PAPER!
>> OH, NO, THE MUSIC!
WHERE'S DARIEN?
OH... OOH!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING OVER THERE?
OH, DARIEN!
OH, NO!
>> THERE'S AMARA!
>> OH, WELL.
>> WE'LL NEVER GET A LESSON.
>>> WE'LL NEVER GET TO DANCE!
>> EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO WAIT
FOR YOUR TURN TO WALTZ,
BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW YOU
AROUND THE PLACE
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
I'LL SHOW YOU MY FAVOURITE PART
OF THE HOUSE.
>>> OH, YES, WE'D LOVE TO!
>> AMAZING!
>> IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
>> LOOK, WE LIVE OVER THERE!
>> WOW, IT'S LIKE A DREAM.
IT DOESN'T SEEM REAL.
>> WELL, DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> YES, IT'S BREATH-TAKING,
ISN'T IT?
>> I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
YOU SEE, ALL THESE ROSES,
THEY SYMBOLIZE THE FUTURE,
AND HOW I'D LIKE TO
SEE IT EVOLVE: BEAUTIFUL,
PEACEFUL, HEALTHY, THRIVING.
I SINCERELY HOPE YOUR FUTURES
WILL BE ROSY, TOO.
NOW, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK IN
FOR SOME TEA AND PASTRIES?
>> OHH, YUM!
>> SERENA!
>> JUST LOOK AT
THESE BEAUTIFUL ROSES.
I THINK HE MUST BE A VERY
KIND-HEARTED MAN, DON'T YOU?
>> YES, I DO.
HE HAS A KIND HEART
AND A PASSION
FOR A BEAUTIFUL FUTURE.
THE REST OF WORLD SHOULD BE
LIKE THIS MANSION:
PEACEFUL AND HAPPY.
>> HMM!
HUH?
NO, DON'T!
DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!
>> WHA--?
YAH!
>>> (gasping and choking)
>> WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOUNG LADY,
GET OUT OF HERE QUICK!
YOUNG LADY!
(choking)
>> (snickering)
>> (gasp)
>> EDOUARD!
>> DON'T MOVE.
(zap)
>> AHH!
>> (chuckling)
>> I CAN'T WAIT TO SINK MY TEETH
INTO A PASTRY.
>> SMOKE?
WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?
>> (chuckling)
THAT'S IT.
COME TO MAMA.
>> NEPTUNE STAR POWER!
>> URANUS STAR POWER!
>> NEPTUNE DEEP SUBMERGE!
>> (gasping)
OOH!
>> SORRY, I'LL TAKE
THE CRYSTAL FROM HERE.
>> CHIQUON, HURRY!
STEP UP NOW!
HMM...
HMM.
CHIQUON, GET OUT HERE
AND DO YOUR STUFF.
>> UHH... OH!
THIS STUPID DRESS,
IT'S WAY TOO HEAVY!
>> OH!
WHAT AN ENTRANCE.
CAN I JUST GO HOME NOW?
>> (Serena)
THE PARTY'S JUST STARTING!
>> AWW...
>> YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW UP,
MAKE TROUBLE, AND THEN LEAVE
BEFORE THE CLOCK
CHIMES MIDNIGHT.
IT'S RUDE!
>> BESIDES,
YOU'RE NO CINDERELLA.
>> YOU'RE JUST A CLASSLESS
PARTY CRASHER.
>> EVERYTHING WAS JUST FINE
UNTIL YOUR WICKEDNESS DISRUPTED
THIS HAPPY OCCASION.
BUT WICKED NEVER WINS, JUST LIKE
THE STORIES OF SNOW WHITE
AND SLEEPING BEAUTY.
>> EVIL'S THE LOSER IN
CINDERELLA, SNOW WHITE,
AND WHAT ELSE?
>> IN ALL OF THEM!
>> (chuckling)
>> WE WILL PUNISH YOU!
>> OH, I'M GETTING
A TERRIBLE MIGRAINE.
>> THIS ISN'T
A PURE HEART CRYSTAL.
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I GUESS YOU FAILED
MISERABLY AGAIN.
>> THIS WASN'T EXACTLY
MY MISTAKE.
CHIQUON!
>> READY!
>>> AHH!
>> LAST TO ARRIVE
AND FIRST TO LEAVE.
>> THE WALTZ...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
>>> (screaming)
>> WHOA!
UHH!
>>> SAILOR MOON!
>> CARE TO DANCE?
>> HA!
SURE, I'LL DANCE WITH YOU.
>> WORLD... SHAKING!
(whooshing)
>> UHHH!
(kaboom)
>> SAILOR URANUS!
>> SHE WAS SO PATHETICALLY
OUT OF STEP.
>> SO LONG FOR NOW.
>> I'M BACK!
>> IT'S COME BACK TO LIFE!
>> THE PEST!
>> (gasping)
CHIQUON, MUSIC!
HAVE A NICE, WICKED WALTZ!
(laughing)
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>>> (screeching)
>> WHAT IS THIS,
YOU UGLY TOE-DEVILLED HAS-BEEN?
UHH, OOH, AHH!
YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE SCALE.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING
ABOUT MUSIC.
FOR ONE THING, ISN'T SUPPOSED TO
BE ENJOYABLE AND EASY ON EARS.
>> FINE, I HAVE
A LITTLE REPERTOIRE FOR YOU.
NOT TO WORRY:
I SHALL SERENADE YOU
WITH ONE OF MY OLD FAVOURITES.
YODEL OF DISASTER!
(screeching)
>> CAN'T BREATHE!
>> WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE RACKET?
>> HA HA,
THIS PITCH WILL STIMULATE
YOUR SIMPLE NERVES AND BRAINS
AND WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY
YOU HUMANS.
HOW DARE YOU!
>> THE PURPOSE OF MUSIC
IS TO GIVE PLEASURE,
NOT TO GIVE PAIN.
>>> THANK YOU, TUXEDO MASK!
>> I WON'T TOLERATE ANYONE
WHO DARES TO MOCK
THE FINE ART OF MUSIC.
>> WHY YOU POMPOUS PIRATE!
>> HUH!
>> OH, NO!
THAT WAS MY LAST WEAPON.
>> SILENCE THIS FREAK,
SAILOR MOON!
>> OKAY!
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DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO
SAILOR MOON, SAILOR MOON...
MOON...
SPIRAL...
HEART...
ATTACK!
SAILOR MOON
>> OH, I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE
PRACTISED A LITTLE BIT MORE!
WAHHHH!
(screeching)
(zapping)
(whooshing)
(strings playing)
>> DID I MISS ANYTHING?
HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP?
>> OH, BELIEVE ME,
YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.
>>> HUH...
>> OH, THEY LOOK SO HAPPY.
>> I WISH I COULD WALTZ!
>> OH, YEAH, WHERE'S AMARA?
THERE'S STILL TIME
FOR HER TO TEACH US!
>> OKAY, BUT WHO GOES FIRST?
>> OH, NO, NOT AGAIN.
>> (Michelle)
HAVING HOPE FOR A PEACEFUL
AND GOOD FUTURE,
AND ENTRUSTING THAT DREAM TO
THE NEXT GENERATION IS AN IDEA
I REALLY HADN'T THOUGH OF.
>> AND MAYBE NOBODY'S DREAMS
WILL BE REALIZED.
THE DEADLY SILENCE IS
DRAWING TOO NEAR.
WE MUST FIND THOSE CRYSTALS
TO ENSURE THE LEGACY OF
PEOPLE'S HOPES AND DREAMS.
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