HUMOR Digest - 2 Jan 1998 to 3 Jan 1998

Date: Fri, 2 Jan 1998 05:19:11 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Men at Work

It had taken him several months, but the exec had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.

"And just where have you been until this hour ?" demanded his wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.

"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."

"Madam," said the irate conductor to a totally incompetent woman cellist during rehearsal, "you have between your legs an instrument that could give pleasure to thousands -- and all you seem able to do is scratch it."

Personally, I think the largest problem with the White House under Clinton is that it's governed by the law of the bungle.

When a man asked his doctor to arrange for a vasectomy, the physician, in accordance with established medical practice, asked the patient if he had discussed this with his wife.

"Yes, in fact I did. She suggested that we ask the kids and they voted 6 to 2 in favor of the operation." he replied.

There's just one thing that bugs me about this revolution." confided the one radical to a fellow activist. "And that's what's gonna happen to our unemployment checks when we over-throw the government."

Blacks aren't the only ones who cast disparaging remarks at members of their own race who "go over to the establishment".

The American Indians call such men "Uncle Tom-Tom".

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