HUMOR Digest - 4 Apr 1998 to 5 Apr 1998

Date: Sat, 4 Apr 1998 03:56:31 -0500
From: Jim Moore Jr
Subject: Milford Mill Class of 1959

Richard and Jeannie decided to "go steady". Several weeks later he was quite pleasantly surprised to find she was very adept at sex. "Have you done this before ?" he inquired.

"Yes, but just once." Jeannie replied.

"Oh ? And with who ?" Richard asked.

"The Varsity Football Team." she said.

The sex ed teacher opened the class with, "I guess y'all are wondering why we waited until you were seniors before conducting this class in sex education."

"Sure !" said Bryan. "So we can find out what we've been doing wrong the past 4 years."

Believe it or not, in High School, I dated a girl who always got straight "A's".

Carolyn was nice enuff, but every time I sent her a love letter, she sent it back corrected.

You think we weren't a tuff bunch though.

Hell, the Chess Team was on steroids.

Times were simpler for the girls of the Class of '59 then they are now.

I mean for one thing, none of them went crazy trying to look or act as young as their Mothers.

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