DUFFER NEWS

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• One of the strangest games in Duffer History took place last week as Stump was forced to fill in for “The Anvil”, who was detained in Mayberry.   The Blues jumped all over the Whites and peppered Stump with shot after shot until Tom Morgan scored on their first shift.

• The Blues took 10 minutes to get into the Blues’ zone.  The score was quickly 2-0 when the King negotiated a mid-period trade.  He sent Magoo to the Blues for Tom Morgan.

•  The trade stopped the scoring and it looked like the final score would be 2-0, when Drano carried the puck into the Blue zone and slowed things down to a crawl.  Gary “The Ghost” waited patiently for Tim to do something.  Tim looked left, then he looked right and there were no meaningful players to pass to, so he just fired the puck past the sleepy goalie to make the score 2-1.

• Thor Miller tied the game with a 3rd period goal that was set up by the newly acquired Morgan.  Tommy went on to score the go head goal for the Whites.  Doc sealed the game with a late goal to give the Whites a 4-2 meaningless win and a 1-0 meaningful win.

• 5 years ago  we added 5 single NYPDs to our roster.  Meaningless scoring system was born.  They are all married now.

• 15 years ago  Bowling for panties was introduced on October 13, 1984.

• 17 years ago   Bobka Factor was developed and Wally acquires a new nick name when he engages in fisticuffs on the East-West Toll way.  He only told one guy and he was greeted by the theme from Rocky every Friday night as he entered the locker room.

• 20 years ago Duffers invaded Florida and were featured on the 10 O'clock News.

•  Put them on.  Give your old ones to Good Will!  The Duffers pride themselves on looking sharp.  The King has decreed, "No more sweat pants or other ugly leg wear."

Peoria Road Trips

• November 12      Peoria Trip
• Dec.31     Y2K Party
• January 8, 15, or 22  San Jose Trip
• Who can get a good air fair?

• Dues are Due!