March 17, 2000 Reporters Cammi Granato
*** Rich Storm Volume VI, Issue 12
March 10, 2000
Hitman Wins it!
Beer nuts fired a low shot into the right corner that eluded Tweedy's lightning leather to give the Whites an early lead. Papa Joe claims he tied it up a little later with a stealth goal that neither this reporter nor the Ghost saw. Papa went to the bar to pour a beer for the reporters to insure that his goal was reported in the Duffer News. Hitman won it for the Blues when he dribbled an "excuse-me" goal past the Ghost. Gary had problems seeing the puck Friday night so he is going to sign up for the Stump-Slime Dog Braille Goaltending clinic later this year. See the details following the cartoon page. There were very few meaningless goals that stuck in my memory. Duffer GOD, Mike Lopatka, scored a couple. He is quickly leaving the narrow window of time when a youngster goes from being good enough to play for the Duffers, to the point where he is too good and he has to slow down and play fair. Stump made the call of the game when he disallowed a goal for excessive celebrating. |
Look Familiar?
Thanks to Papa Joe for this GIF
Braille Goal tending
Did you ever hit Stump with a screen shot and hear his reply when you yell, “You never saw it!” He laughs and says, “I didn't have to, you hit me!” Here is a reprint from a pre computer, 1978 Duffer News, when Stump was a twig. Dear Duffer Advisor,
Dear Dilated,
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Injury Report
Wheezer wrecked his shoulder at work. Should be
OK for Hayward
Uncle Bob did not break his wrist, the Doctor said it
was a sprain
Harvey is recovering from the Pepsi that he downed
in Peoria
(Above) Duffers relax in the Peoria locker room before
the game. We received some e-mail requesting that we publish the
Bob Plager joke that was phoned in last week, so here it is.
Why did the Siamese twins go to England? So the other one could drive. This is the first Plager story that we can print in this family publication. |
Hayward trip is March 31!
All Peoria Duffers are welcome!
I have the long awaited answer that some of you have
been hounding me about. I just talked to His Honor da Mayor.
He is the Hayward goalie, Zamboni driver, tournament director and bar tender
in chief of the Beer drinking contest. He will have Ice for us on
Friday March 31 and Saturday April 1.
Please check your calendar and let Beak know if you can make it. lopatka@ix.netcom.com We would like to get a bus full of Strohs and food that would leave Saints Spectrum, Friday 3/31 after the Duffer game and return sometime Sunday evening. There is some incentive for participating this year. Muzzy will go only if we have a bus. We need 15 to make a bus cost effective. We have a half a bus load now and I have invited the Peoria players to help us make the quota. If you don't go to Hayward, see Papa Joe for tickets to his play.
It has been a few years since
we won the beer trophy.
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Wheezer's Big Choice
Wheezer went out in the lobby for a smoke between the 2nd & 3rd
periods of the Rivermen game. His big decision was whether
to walk back up the stairs to his seat in row 20 of the second level or
walk back to the Holiday Inn, take the elevator, go to bed, and miss
the entire 3rd period.
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