A Fast MoPed




 A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available:  a 1997 
     Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it 
     costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red 
     light.  An old man on a moped (both looking at last 75 years old) 
     pulls up next to him.
     
     The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of 
     car ya' got there, sonny?"  the young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari 
     GTO.  It cost half a million dollars!"  "That's a lot of money," says 
     the old man.  "Why does it cost so much?"  "Because this car can do up 
     to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
     
     The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"  "No problem", 
     replies the owner.  So the old man pokes his head in the window and 
     looks around.  Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, 
     "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"  
     
     Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man 
     just what his car can do.  He floors it, and within 30 seconds the 
     speedometer reads 160 mph.  Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear 
     view mirror.  It seems to be getting closer!  He slows down to see what 
     it could be and suddenly, whhooooooossshhh!! something whips by him 
     going much faster!  "What on earth could be going faster than my 
     Ferrari?!"  the young man asks himself.  Then, ahead of him, he sees a 
     dot coming toward him.  Whhooooosssh! It goes by again, heading the 
     opposite direction!....and it looked like the old man on the moped!
     
     "Couldn't be", thinks the guy.  "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!  
     But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror?  WHHHOOOOOOOOOSH - 
     KA- BbbblaMMM!  It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the 
     rear end.  
     
     The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!!  He runs up to the 
     mangled old man and says, "Oh my goodness!!  Is there anything I can do for 
     you?"  The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook...my 
     suspenders...from your side-view mirror......"


~~~ Author Unknown ~~~


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