I am a Waffle House Waitress I have advanced degress in accounting, public relations, marketing, business, culinary arts, computer science, civil engineering and Swahili. Of coursse we have the "To Go" order that you called in six hours ago even though you cannot remember what you ordered and you think it was made under a name that starts with "X". It is not a problem for me to seat your party of 18 at 5 connecting booths, 2 of which would prefere non smoking, and yes I can keep the restaurant at a temperature that you find comfortable. I know it is my fault that the jukebox is too loud or not loud enough. I am a Waffle House Waitress. I am expected to speak all languages. It is obvious to me that when you ordered your eggs over-light you REALLY meant scrambled. My company has entrusted me with all financial informatioin and decisions, and yes I can tell you why the prices are so high, and no, its no problem to take the 14oz Porterhouse off your bill. I understand that Antonio's Widget Manufacturing is a vast empire that will make or break our restaurant. Yes I am lying to you when I say that this is a nonsmoking section. It is not a problem for me to remove a party from the smoking section so we will have a booth for you. I will even install thermal chairs so you can control the temperature at your table. I am a Waffle House Waitress. I am quite capable of seating 2 parties, cleaning 3 table, taking your order, answering the phone and getting the to go order from your girlfirend's grilfriend -- all at the Same Time. I know how too order the MOST amount of food for the LEAST amount of money. I take personal blame for the fact that we take CASH ONLY, the drunken group at the other end of the restaurant that is being EXTREMELY OBNOXIOUS, and the national economy. I realize that you really wanted to eat here, you may have the special 60% off rate because you are affiliated with the Hoboken Accounting & Bagel Club. I will also take the other meal off your Bill because you know our Manager Personally even though you can't remember his/her's name or thier home phone number. I am a Waffle House Waitress. I am expected to smile, empathize, console, up sell, down sell, and know when to do which, preform, sing, dance and fix the register, all while makeing sure your food comes out first even though you came in after everyone else in my section. I am the world's Formost Mindreader in all things but mostly in EXACTLY how you wanted your food cooked and what you wanted. Even though you told me "Scattered, Smothered and Mutilated" I KNOW you mean All The Way, which is so much harder to say than the wonderful Colorful way YOU told me. And Even though I have heard it a million times, the WAY you say "WO HO" or "Awful Waffle" so MUCH more funny than Anything I ever heard before. And YOU really are the Very FIRST Person to tell me "No thank's. I'm not staying for the drawing!" as I hand you your ticket. I am a Waffle House Waitress, I do ALL Things ...... And try to look busy when management is around. |
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| Ok a little bit about me. I am a 3rd Shift Waitress working for the Great WH since March of 2001. For some reason I seam to fit perfect in 3rd shift. I handle the drunks well and get along with most of the people that come in because I have been there for so long. No one else on 3rd has stuck it out for so long at one stretch. Incase your wondering I am that Big Sassy Smart Mouthed Woman Who Had A Bad Additude Waitress that served you that one time... lol.. I have long dark hair and I am a Big Woman! and I don't mean tall here yall.. Believe it or not I love my Job there at my little Waffle House. So much so that when my little girl turns 18 I am running away from home and taking a Waffle Ture.. I will just hit the road and work the Waffle til I work my way back home again. Ohhhh and my girl.. she is a Waffle Waitress too..LOL Second Sift... Waffle ~ a Family Tradition! |
| If you want to contact me or share you Waffle fun with me just send an email to tar_tar66@hotmail.com and let me know if I can add it to my pages. Looking to meet Waffle People from around the country. I am In Tenn by the way yall.. Oh and I like Grill Operator and Night Shift but no other songs ! See you all on the other side of the Line! |
