Ashtyn on STD's....

This one happened at my mom's house... I'm sure you are all familar with Sebastian, the crab, from the Little Mermaid? Well.. to Ashtyn's delight, she recieved some panties that have sebastian printed all over them. She was very proud of her new undies so she decided to not only tell my dad but show him too. She walked up to my dad, who was in the living room watching tv and not really paying much attention, pulled up her dress and said "Look grandpa!! I got CRABS!!!!" Needless to say.. my dad was a little shocked at that one. =)

Ashtyn on driving....

 Oh man, this child is four years old and already acts like a grandma... major back seat driver I tell ya. We were drivin down the road at about 35 mph and she says to me.. "Mommy, why are you drivin so fast???" I said I'm not driving fast, I'm going the speed limit. She sits there for a couple of seconds (which is a REALLY long time for her not talkin) and then she says, "Oh so the wheels are just doin that?" hmmmmmm...... A little while later we were driving down the interstate and several mac trucks passed us. Ashtyn said, "Why are we goin backwards??"

Oh the joys of parenthood.....

Ashtyn on boobies....

Awhile back when ashtyn was 3 and her sister was still breastfeeding.. Ashtyn decided to talk about  boobies... she goes, "Mommy.. why do you have boobies?" I told her they were for feeding the baby, all wemmin have em.. etc.. she says .."Well how come yours fell down?"  I made an appointment to get a boob job IMMDIEATELY!!!! (never went though.. call me a "fallen angel" =)
 
 

ASHTYN ON WEINERS....

We had a family get together not long ago.. one of Ashtyn's male cousins decided to take a whizz..... in the yard.. so ashtyn just happened to be close enough to get an eyeball full (he didn't know anybody was lookin) and didn't say anything till later.... Right before bed she said... "I wanna be a boy!" ... ok... "Why?" afraid to know the answer knowing what she saw earlier that day... "cause they got little legs they can pee out of!"   Ahh, a leg?? Thats about the best compliment a guy could get..
 

more to come......