When someone tells you "You don't know Jack Schitt" now you can prove them wrong because you will know all about Jack Schitt.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, who married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt & Dip Schitt, two daughters Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt, and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout, Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt & Cowe Schitt. Bull Schitt just married his second cousin, Pisa Schitt. They now await the arrival of a liitle Schitt.

Now you know "Jack Schitt"

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