DAVE'S WACKY QUESTIONAIRE

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COUNTRY: America USA Canada Zimbabwe China Greenland Rwanda Uruguay United Arab Emirates Toledo Yemen El Salvador San Salvador Des Salvador Ci Salvador Salvador Dali Dahli Llama United Llama Republic England England, you shmuck Texas Atlantis Foofooguya, Venus Brazil!

Do you like cheese? Yes No I am lactose intolerant
Have you ever been to Canada? Yes No I have breast implants
Are you scared of the dark? Yes No I have a Bugs Bunny nighlight
Do you sleep naked? Yes No I'm naked right now!
Do you watch National Geographic programs just for the naked tribal women?
Yes No I have all the nudity scenes edited onto one tape

On a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being the highest), how would you rate La La Land?

Do you know what the number "3.141592654" is? the Mexican conversion factor the average number of hairs on a nipple the average amount of cheese lawson eats in a day (in kilograms) the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter the density of beryllium on the surface of Saturn

Who is your favorite Jetson? George Jane Judy (what a babe) Elroy Rosy Astro Why?

Check all that apply to you :

Have children

Have seen the movie, "Gladys, the Groovy Mule

Have seen a grown man naked

Looked at your asshole in the mirror today

Hate filling out checklists and questionaires

Love filling out checklists and questionaires

Only like filling out checklists

Like to fill out questionaires, but not checklists

Am indifferent to the filling out of questionaires and checklists

Think Jimmy J.J. Walker is DYN-O-MITE!!!!!

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