Stop reading this stuff and do something productive.

Okay, I haven't been able to upload any graphics on my site becuase of my browser. If you have AOL 3.0 combined with a computer like mine, you are devoid of the "Browse" button in your graphics uploader. That was a problem. So I went to my mail pile and yanked out a single "AOL 4.0" CD-ROM from the throbbing mass of previously delivered AOL discs, which, incedentally, have bonded and communicated with one another to the aid of the ample atmosphere containing moisture and disease in my room to become a living, thinking being. I have already tought it the concept of "fetch". Anyway, I loaded 4.0 to my computer, and stared up the browser. What luck! The Browse button was right there! Conversely, my computer must have taken "Browse" to mean "Quit", so when I clicked I was right back where I started. I deleted 4.0 in a fit of rage, and kicked a couple of puppies just because I felt like it. I was so close! Well, back on to 3.0 to see where I can go with it. Turns out 4.0, in an attempt to gratify itself because it was about to be deleted, tossed a virtual wrench into the inner works of my computer, ("WrenchWorks3.5", actually. On shelves now, for just $29.95. "PlugPuller'96" is a similar program, but not as good quality) and it took out the browser altogether. So I was offline for about a month. I must have re-installed 4.0 20 times. I used friend's and neighbor's computers to download Netscape. Nothing worked. Finally, I asked the good people at AOL Tech Support, and after asking 7 or 8 people, I got the right answer. Back where I started once again. Then there was a week or 2 where I just puttered around with no ideas. Then, I went on a friend's computer to notice that he had a Browse button. So now, whenever I want to get a picture on my site, I have to
1. Scan the picture from my sketchbook,
2. Edit/crop and save the picture,
3. Travel down to my friend's house,
4. pick up his Zip Disk,
5. Travel back to my house,
6. Load the picture on to the disk,
7. Go back to his house,
8. Open AOL with his computer,
9. open my site and load the picture, and
10. make sure that it works.
You wouldn't believe how this affects my usual plans of playing Smash Brothers and drinking Mountain Dew.