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1. How do you collect a Codshot?

2. Bub and Bob are what species?

3. What color is Jim's red gun?

4. _______________, i.e. Toadstool, or "Toad". (His Japanese name)

5. What is Wilma Flinstone's maiden name?

6. If a group of cows is called a herd, or a group of geese is a gaggle, what is a group of frogs?

7. S.A.I.N.T. No.5 is code named ______________ 5.

8. Marge Simpson's Dad's profession other than a steward was a what?

9. A picture is worth 1,000 words. A picture of 1,000 words is worth what?

10. Middle names: On Full House, what is Danny Tanner's? What is Joey's? What about George's from Seinfeld? Bart from The Simpsons?

11. First Names: On Mister Roger's Neighborhood, what is Mr. Roger's? Gilligan's from Gilligan's Island? How about Mr. Burns from The Simpsons? Guitierrez from Freakazoid? Mr. Snuffleupagas from Sesame Street? E. Honda and M. Bison from the Street Fighter series?

12. When is "Weird Al" Yankovic's birthday? What about Johnny Carson's?

13. Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich?

14. In The Simpsons, what is Mayor "Diamond" Joe Quimby's brother's name?

15. How long does it take "Bleeding Gums" Murphy to sing the national anthem?

16. In the Animaniacs song The Senses, how many senses are there?

17. Name the four major Simpsons bullies.

18. You may have heard the Australian phrase, "Shrimp on the barby." If you really were from Australia, what would you say? Hint: "_______ on the barby."

19. Name at least 15 people who have become movie/TV personalities after leaving Saturday Night Live. And do it quick, because I might change it to 20 soon.

20. How long is a Galactic Standard Week in Earth time?

21. Who is a Pretty Woman?

22. What is the "Powell Motor Vehicle Company"'s slogan song?

23. What is the strange (yet a tad demanding) slogan of Trident Gum (the one other than the one that goes "Who wants Trident? I do. I do.")?

24. Where are the two places the Bay of Campeche is located?

25. How many hairs did Homer Simpson loose when he found out he had a third child?

26. Of all who read the comic strip Pogo, you know that Pogo is an opossum (well, you should). But he is a certain breed of opossum. What kind is he?

27. What college did Bullwinkle the moose go to?

28. How many "Weird Al" fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

29. On the The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, what are the names of the two green aliens?

30. What is the name of the baby on the show Mad About You, and what does it stand for?

31. What is the name of James Bond's watch in the N64 GoldenEye?

32. How much older is Bart to Lisa (In years and days)?

33. What is printed on Sam's gun from Sam & Max Hit the Road?

34. Who is Hamstron?

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35. In "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Yoda, does he portray the Jedi Knight, Luke Skywalker? If not, who?

36. What is nylon made out of?

37. If I told you I am a skeletoplossophobic, what would you be sure not to do? Plus, you probably wouldn't want to come into my room if you were an automatonophobic. Why?

38. Everybody (I hope) knows what photography is, but what does it mean?

39. This question has just about nothing to do with the person who does the voice of Salem the Cat/co writer from the ABC show Sabrina the Teenage Witch; Nick somthingorother. It has to do with his dad. What is his profession?

40. What is Pinky's (of the WB show Pinky and the Brain) favorite color? (Be specific)

41. What is the specific gravity of corn on the cob?

42. What is six times nine?

43. How much does Zorak weigh?

44. Although "The Beets" are supposed to be a popular music group from the show Doug, they only seem to have three total songs. What are they?

45. Dr. Marvin Monroe DIED?! When did it say that?

46. How many times has Homer Simpson said "Mmmm...Beeeeer..."? How about how many times has he said "D'oh!" as a result of Patty and/or Selma?

47. Who was originally to be Mr. Freeze from the summer blockbuster movie Batman and Robin instead of Arnold Schwartezxzegnaggczzeeserzzer? What two actresses were candidates to play the roll of Poison Ivy?

48. What was the result of the last Zarnian's high school science project?

49. If someone gave you a note that says "d734", what are they trying to tell you?

50. What slogan did Nintendo inexplainably drop right before the initial release of the N64 because they predicted that it would have awful music (well, that's the best explanation I can give.)?

51. What's Brak's cat's name? What's Pom Pom's dog's name?(impressive use of apostrophes, huh...)

52. From the popular Playstation/N64 game GEX - Enter the Gecko, what does GEX's outfit from the "Rocket Channel" levels satire?

53. Before Leonardo DiCaprio was hopping from one multi-million dollar movie to another, such as Titanic, Romeo & Juliet, or The Man in the Iron Mask, he played an orphaned 15-year-old adopted by a TV family from what sitcom?

54. What is the name of Uncle Jimbo and Ned's boat from South Park?

55. How many months have 28 days?

56. When Snoopy from the newspaper comic Peanuts imagines that he is a World War I air baron, what type of plane is he "flying" while sitting atop his doghouse in the rain?

57. What is Sideshow Bob's full name; and what were his parents thinking?

58. What is the business title of the Pointy-Haired Boss from the cubicle dwelling Dilbert newspaper comic? (Hint: It's acronym is DOPE)

59. When Yakko, Wakko, and Dot help Abe Lincoln discover the historical introduction to the Gettysburg Address, Yakko says "Four score and seven years ago" not in the voice of Old RailSplitter (well, I assume it isn't...), but as a famous actor. Who is that actor?

60. A new commercial using rapping verses to portray their food product has a line in it that says, I swear, "They're much tastier than bricks!". What commercial is this for?

61. Name three months from dimension 5.

62. If thousands of drawings a minute on cells is called animation, and moving clay a tiny bit for each frame is called claymation, what is it called when you hold things like action figures and move them back and forth when your hand is just out of the shot, and drop things on them or throw them across the room for action scenes?

63. How many mayors have there been in the fictional Springfield? Who were they?

64. Who weighs more; Homer Simpson, or Catlin Fairchild? How much does each weigh? (Refer to the pictures below if you couldn't tell. *Please note, these pictures are not proportional. Catlin is not a giant. This alludes to the fact that there is a surprising abundance of high-quality Fairchild pics on the internet, yet a surprising lack of high-quality Homer pics on the internet. Go figure.)

65. You thought humans were the only animals prone to prostitution, huh. Well, so did I. But, what other animal prostitutes itself?

66. What is The Tick's worst nightmare?

67. Why did the Web Surfing super-hero Freakazoid want to be a super-hero in the first place?

68. TV star Jon Lovits is one of the most famous character actors there are, but at least three of those characters are cartoons. Name three. Speaking of famous cartoon voices, name a total of 10 different voices done by Dan Castellaneta from at least three different shows.

69. According to ScumLabs President Eustes D. Monica, what does H.A.D.E.S. stand for?

70. What animals are the Sex Maniacs of the Sea?

71. Name at least four ways to enter the BatCave.

72. Who painted the picture of a boat over the Simpson's couch? Who painted the picture that hangs over the Flander's couch?

73. What is Narf?

74. What character or his likeness always appears in every Lucas Arts video or computer game? Just to show that you know what you are talking about, where is he located in the following games: Dark Forces, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, and Day of the Tentacle?

75. One way to see if a character is widely popular is to notice if there are many parodies of it. One of those characters is Godzilla. Give the "parodied" names of Godzilla from these entertainment mediums: Pinky and the Brain, Rugrats, and MAD magazine.

76. This one cracks me up. At least fifteen song titles from Celine Dion's last 4 albums contain the word 'love'. Name at least... uh, fourteen of them. Foreign languages count, too. Lousy foreigners.

77. Where did Zippy leave his pants?

78. Benjamin Katz, of the Comedy Central cartoon show Dr. Katz usually eats breakfast cereal with a theme. What is that theme?

79. Heh heh heh. At what age did David Duchovney lose his virginity?

80. Name the actors/actresses who portrayed the following villains from the four BatMan movies: The Joker, The Penguin, CatWoman, The Riddler, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, and Bane.

81. Why would you want the name "Farty McCrablice"?

82. What's the real name for those tall fuzzy hats that those British Guards that can't smile wear?

83. What is out of place in these four food items? French Fried Fetus, Chocolate Covered Gorilla Balls, Salted Puppy Paws, or Shrew Stew. Seeing that you could have guessed on that one, now give me a reason why it doesn't fit.

84. If you covered a shoe in liquid helium, despite what would happen when you put it on, what would happen when you took the first step?

85. Bart + 007 - Kermit = Who?

86. How tall is a full grown woolly bear standing up?

87. You know Cyclops from the X-Men, right? Well, explain to me why he doesn't fire his eye-beams (which is an involuntary reflex, I might add) when he has his ruby glasses on? Or how he can control the intensity of his beams with his eyepiece on?

88. What is Mr. Burns' phone number? What about Moe's Bar?

89. What is a Dick Test?

90. How do you knarfel a Garthok?

91. Who is the O.J. Simpson of 1892?

92. For how long was R.E.M. on-screen in their own music video Stand?

93. Mexico is 95% what religion?

94. What is the name of the spider in the music video Sex and Candy?

95. What percentage of American marriages end in death or divorce?

96. Where can you find the following objects, all in one confined area: (within 2-3 feet of each other)? A motorman's helper, potty seat, crescent wrench, badminton racquet, bendable Gumby doll with a screw through his "heart", Hot Wheels storage case, flatware trays, LEGO carrying case, shoe lasts, and model train tracks?

97. What is "Weird Al" Yankovic's vision? (Before he eye surgery, mind you. Sigh.)

98. What is the name of the chemical that turned Alex Mack/Larisa Oleynik of the show The Secret World of Alex Mack into Super Gooey Lightning Girl�?

99. Where did the phrase "Mind your P's and Q's" come from?

100. You know the guy on that one X-Files episode where Mulder and he switch bodies; Michael McKean? Yeah, well he once did a parody of the X-Files on SNL. Betcha didn't know that. But he was playing a different character on the parody. What was that character?

101. What type of dog is Pluto?

102. What is the term "pub" short for?

103. Who is Mr.Brian and what did he do?

104. How is the Dilbert comic character Asok's name pronounced?

105. Austin Powers calls them "naughty bits." Howard Stern calls them "private parts." What does Salma Hayack call them?

106. Which President is on the 12 dollar bill?

107. Those familiar with the show Pop Up Video on VH-1 should know what the 5,000 information "bubble" said.

108. In the video game Metal Gear, surprisingly enough, they play the end game credits over your tranceiver. What's the frequency, Kenneth? Also, what is the frequency for newsradio station KNK?

109. What were the REAL Warner Brothers' names? The ones who founded the filming studio, not the ones with red noses who pull mallets out of their pants.

110. If you were to look at the U.S. Governemnt's GRAS list, what types of stuff would you find?

111. Let's say you walk into the local McDonald's and ask for a Quarter Pounder. The man behind the register immedietly responds, "You know, eating that burger will make you scolecophagous." Would the common response be to eagerly double your order or to run out of the the resteraunt screaming? Why?

112. Based on the look of the pills you use to induce seizures on the multicolored diseases in the video game Dr.Mario, what types of pills are they?

113. When I think of Jesse, the Eskimo question takusariartorumagaluarnerpa often comes to mind. It seems to fit him, don't you think? But... why?

114. What part of the RoadRunner tastes like Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese?

115. If we were in Jolly Old England, what would I call the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

116. What was the ReBoot symbol devised from?

117. How does it feel to be on a Ghost Planet?

118. What's the connection between CutMan and the hanging lamp from The Brave Little Toaster?

119. What is Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper's drink of choice?

120. When attacked by the DEMON-GOATS OF ZEKYR RUEL, why didn�t FORNU THE WIZARD use his pouch of protective pixie dust?

121. As of Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, there have been six different Terminators played by four different actors hailing from four different countries. Name those four countries.

122. What was the name of that one guy from the MegaMan games? Y'know, he was all red and he looked like one of those hardhat guys. He'd run up to you every now and then and you'd think he was an enemy but all your bullets would go right through him. When he gets close to crashing into you and you jump away in fear he'd just stop and pop open his head. Out would come a health capsule or maybe an extra life and you'd think to yourself "Oh yeah, he's a good guy." You know the guy.

123.What is missing from the following list: Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem II, Duke Nukem 3D, Duke Nukem 3D: Atomic Edition, Duke It Out in D.C., Duke Nukem 64, Duke Nukem Advance, Duke Nukem Mobile, Duke Nukem Zero Hour, Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project, Duke Nukem: Land of the Babes, Duke Nukem: Time to Kill, Duke Nukem: Total Meltdown, Duke Nukem Forever, and Duke Nukem: Endangered Species Hunter?

124. A Penny-Arcade question? If you say so. Who was the first recurring proprietary Penny-Arcade character to be given a real name in the strip?

126. How many times do you have to engange in sexual activities with an HIV positive partner without catching the disease yourself to be classified as an exposed seronegative?

125. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans know them as nunchaku, or nunchucks. Dungeons and Dragons players know them as ____________. England natives know them as ___________. Please disregard English TMNT fans (see question 115), 8-Bit Theater fans (swordchucks) and Napoleon Dynamite fans (numchucks).

126. How much does Homer Simpson's job pay per hour? (As of 1996. Not including taxes. Answer correctly within one tenth of a cent. Show your work. Offer void in Utah.)

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