*if they hold hands
*if they stare at eachother
*if Oz changes hair colours
*if they "turn all red and have to bail" (it's not pretty)
*if the "monkey pants" thing comes up
*if Oz compliments Willow's smile
*if Willow compliments Oz's band and/or guitar playing
*if Oz brings Willow a drink
*if "testing well" or "test scores" are mentioned.
*if Oz raises an eyebrow(s)
*if Willow rolls her eyes at a Xanderism
*if Oz wears his black nail polish
*if "gathering", "shindig" or "hootenanny" is mentioned
*if Oz wears his earrings (two in his left ear) or if you can see the holes
*when Willow mentions her witchcraft
*if Giles embarrasses Willow
*when Oz locks himself up
TAKE TWO SIPS IF......
*Oz uses a term of endearment instead of "Willow" (ie Sweetie, Honey)
*'Dingos Ate My Baby' are on stage and Willow is in the audience
*Oz throws himself in front of a bullet for Willow
*Oz is "living groupie-free"
*Willow is sitting on Oz's lap
*the talking thing becomes the ackward silence thing
*Willow and/or Oz actually slay a vampire.
*either Willow or Oz mention Oz having to repeat a grade
*they cuddle on a chair or couch
*Willow plays with Oz's fingers
*someone (probably Xander) mentions Oz's 'time of the month'
*you can see Seth's medic alert braclet
*Willow tells Buffy she should "move on"
*Oz makes a long story short
*Willow gets giddy
*Oz is "being Oz"...."pretty much full time"
*Willow examines anything thats dead (human OR monster)
*Oz uses his sarcastic voice
*Oz does something totally, unbelieveably sweet.
TAKE 3 SIPS IF......
*Oz gets an 'A' in Willow. (extra sip if he gets the gold star!)
*Xander shows signs of jealously
*they make out in Oz's van
*we actually see them on a real date (going to the Bronze doesn't count)
*they don't have an ackward conversation
*we ever find out Oz's last name
*they say "I love you"
*Oz ever wears less than 2 shirts at once
*Oz does a necessary guy thing.
DRINK UP EVERYTHING IN SIGHT IF.......
*Xander asks Willow out and she tells him off
*Oz asks Willow to marry him
*Oz bites Willow so they can spend every night together
*Willow changes her mind and decides Oz's repeating a grade is a big turn on
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