Hooked on Ebonics

This is meant as a joke AND a joke ONLY. I apologize if anyone is offended.

1.

Forclose- If I pay alimony this moth, I'll have no money forclose.

2.

Rectum- I had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.

3.

Hotel- I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody.

4.

Disappointment- My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to da big house.

5.

Penis- I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6.

Isreal- Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man this looks fake. He said bullshit, that watch Isreal.

7.

Catacomb- Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give that catacomb.

8.

Undermine- There is a fine lookin hoe living in the apartment undermine.

9.

Acoustic- When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.

10.

Iraq- When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break.

11.

Stain- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?

12.

Seldom- My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom.

13.

Honor- At the rape trial, the Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?

14.

Odyssey- I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe.

15.

Axe- The policeman wanted to axe me some questions.

16.

Tripoli- I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.

17.

Fortify- I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify.

18.

Income- I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.

Note:

Every word above is spelled correctly