The Shrine Of Fluffy

You have entered the page of..FLUFFY !!


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Hello,and welcome to the page of Fluffy ! Do you know who Fluffy is ? I doubt it..nobody knows..but Randy and Git !!
we would like to make an announcement on fluffy's behalf

Fluffy is aknowlegded by the following podanians and humans among others:
Randy, Git, Dolt, Zilch, Davo, Farfignewton, his/her/its blue crayon, and kato kailen
But I guess we should tell you who he is..cos what's the use of this page if we don't?

Fluffy is the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.He has sharp pointy teeth!He's brown and fuzzy and fluffs alot..do you know what fluffing is ? It's how rabbits pass gas !! Okay,well Fluffy's best friend is a blue crayon, a fuzzy blue crayon ! Ok well and then theres also his/her/its boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other, Farfignewton. His/her/its favorite song is "Dr. Zayus" from the Simpson's version of Planet of the Apes.He/she/it was singing it all last night..he's/shes/its still singing it now !! NO stop that ! It's silly...okay well,Fluffy likes to dance on soccer balls,oh and basketballs too ! He/she/it eats cheese,butter,and avocados.Okay let's look at his/her/its history!!

Fluffy was a gift to Randy when she was in the hospital(you don't wanna know what for)!She named it Sniffles,but forgot the name and last night we found him/her/it in a box of stuffed animals so we named him/her/it Fluffy,cos that's what Randy thought his/her/its name was.So overnight Fluffy has captured our hearts and taken over the world ! Don't you just love him/her/it ? He's/shes/its in love with Ring,Jim Morrison, Piggstaf and his blue crayon ! I think you should like Fluffy,cos if you don't,he'll fluff all over you !! ARRGGHHH NE PENG NEEEWOM !! NARF ZE BORG !! Okay,well,I think you need to go back to the main page and find another page to look at cos this is just getting silly..wait I have the perfect page for you !! Go here !!Here here here !!