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New junk?
Who knew?!
Who knew new
gnuless articles would arise via random mutations in the non-creative
typing and copying process?
But they did,
and that's all that matters.
We all went away
on a year-long sabbatical and after the going away party Miko,
after too many coconut flavored adult beverages, forgot to unplug
the computers.
Apparantly while
we were away, lightening struck our three room office complex
and the computers were jumpstarted to life and began copying
information to and fro amongst themselves.
Of course there
were sometimes "glitches" in the copying process in
which data were deleted or rearranged. This, unbelievably, created
brand spanking new articles for BF.
At first I was
mad at Miko, but realized we could take another vacation ...
err ... sabbatical with articles already "written"
for us.
So adios amoebas,
we're outta here.
Miko's so-called
punishment, as I pretend to still be angry at him, is to stay
behind to upload new artcles for me as he discoveres them buried
deep within the bowels of our Tandy® dedicated proprietary
server.
I only hope he
doesn't take it out on me one way or another.
Anyway, check
back every once in a blue moon. New articles will be placed at
the top.
Enjoy . .
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Blind Fools is
also brought to you by this genetically mutant turtle...
The Official
Mascot
of Evolution
"The
opportune appearance of mutations permitting animals and plants
to meet their needs seems hard to believe.
Yet the Darwinian theory is even
more demanding: A single plant, a single animal would require
thousands and thousands of lucky, appropriate events.
Thus, miracles would become the rule:
events with an infinitesimal probability could not fail to occur."
Pierre-Paul Grass
An evolutionist and
Europe's most distinguished biologist
Jesus Loves You!
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Hoo noo?!
The
Primate Times
- a.k.a.-The Cousin Chronicle
The
Book of Chances
- Chapter 13
EvoNews! - What's
"Love" Got To Do With It? (Substance Abuse 101)
Amazing
Transitional Animals
- Tracing the evolution of the "It."
Ask
Miko - Miko's Mini Motivationals
EvoNews! - The
Evolution of Junk-Food Junkies
Chatter
Box - Phil Donahue explains the origin of SEX.
Darwinus
St. Bogus Hospital
- Reaching out to the community because it cares.
Chatter
Box - WDJS?
It's
The Blind Fools Radio Hour
- With Yappy the Wonder
Host!
Frank
B. Finite - Have you seen him?
Weakly
World Views -
Tabloid Storytelling
(and illustration) at its finest!!!
The
Book of Chances
- Chapter 12
BF
Special Report -
Iraq: The Evolution Connection
Surreality
TV Presents -
I Dug Lucy
Opposable
Thumbs - From D.J.
Another
Letter to the Editor
- From Rasim.
Prehistoric
Matinee Theatre -
Buy yer ticket,
get yer food, and grab yer Goobers - it's movie time!
BF
Special Report -
Something unbelievable happened in Skepticsville recently.
EvoNews!
Update - Texas Tech Professor Claims, "It's
My Way Or The Highway, Bucko!"
More
Letters to the Editor
- The mail bag has an
unusual odor this time.
Faithist
Hall of Flame
- A media mogul wins
top honors.
Chatter
Box - Inspirational Atheists Edition
The
Original Crooked-E
- Before there was Enron
. . .
The
Book of Chances
- Chapter Eleven
Letters
to the Editor
- Love mail that gives
you warm fuzzies all over.
Evolution
in a Nutshell - Let's
crack this thing open and see what's inside.
Repent
to the entry page.
Migrate
to the Past Issues page.
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