As you remember from last time, President George W. Bush gave orders to the common day people to remove all chickens that they may find.
But the chickens have rallied by the thousands and plotted to go against Bush and all humans.  They want revenge.
(Hint:  Read LEFT TO RIGHT, FOOL)
"Ok men.  We're gonna go into this here building, see, and we're gonna kaboom it straight to the stars!  Let's go!"
KA-BOOM!  "Good job, chickens!"
After many months of destruction, the chickens had almost completely overrun the state of Texas.
Yes, Texas.
"Woooo-WHEE!  Fried chicken to-NIGHT!"
But, as was feared by the         chickens, the rednecks held      heavy resistance in small areas all over the state. 
"Look Cletus!  There be one!  Shoot it, dag nabbit!"
And Texas was saved by the rednecks.
Although the chicken armies have been broken, and their weapons taken away, small renegade groups still terrorize and egg people even today.
"BULLSEYE!  Go me!  It's my birthday!  Go me!  Get down now! Go me!  Stir the pot!  Stir the pot!"
"Mr. President, there is one last chicken that has found a way to terrorize the people of the streets.  Apparently, its own spawn can be used as projectiles in hitting targets.  But no one dares to get near it.  What should we do?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky...  TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!   ....I mean...  Send in the Chicken Removal And Penalty team!
And so the C.R.A.P. team reluctantly went in to neutralize the chicken, but was no match for it.  It was now up to the town sherriff, who had a reeeeal 'tude problem, to save the world.
"Well, looky here.  The Last Chicken.  My my...  I think I may have JUST the place for you, my feathery friend!"
This chicken was never seen again.
(NOTE:  No rednecks were harmed in the making of this cheap comic.  Oh yeah, no presidents were hurt either.  Did I foget something?  OH YEAH!   The CRAP team lived.
Oh... No chickens were harmed either!)
A Bill Reeter Production
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By Bill Reeter
(Note:  It was later found that this was just a man in a chicken costume.  He was charged with treason, and he had to pay for the egg he threw..)
BUT, there was a REAL chicken out there terrorizing the people...