Favorite Expressions I need to use more

• Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.
• Too late to make a long story short.
• S.O.L.
• You're entitled to your opinion, even if it's wrong.
• You can’t polish a turd.
• Left of Lenin.
• Stop bustin' my chops!
• Lost Positives:
  • ruly
  • combobulated
  • gruntled
  • sheveled
  • kempt
  • chalant
  • consolate
  • descript (as in not nondescript)
  • in a state of total array
  • gainly
  • nonymous
• Like nailing jello to the wall.
• "Self-styled". As if people shouldn't be styling themselves... Hey, it works for the press.
• Heavens to Mergatroid!
• Expletive!
• When someone says "Hang in there!", I'll say "By the neck until dead!"