Below are some movie titles that my friend Greg Russell and I thought would really suck:

Robo-Ogre vs. The Malt Shop Gang

Mutiny at Ft. Tapioca

Night of the Soul-Throttler

Electric Salad Escapade

Her Breath Knew No Hatred

Odowanker & Pippenslitt

Bar-Mitzvah Boyz

Wet Baptist Fury

Ribs, Cold Suds & Street Theater

Stained Innocence

Rape of the Wildwoods

Insist That They Beg Slowly

Olep: Hound of Hades

Picnic Table Rendezvous

The Porterhouse Mysteries

Glee of the Wildwoods (Wildwoods II)

Captain Iron Steel IV: Hell on Fire

Kezzy's Last Hullabaloo

(Guess which ones were mine and which ones were his! Go ahead! Go nuts! The winner will recieve a Del Monte Fruit Cup, compliments of me.)

Below are some songs I would like to see performed to bluegrass:

Artist: Blur
Song: Song 2

I got my head shaved
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is, no
When I feel like heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you
I got my head done
When I was young
It's not my problem
It's not my problem
When I feel like heavy metal
And I'm pins and I'm needles
Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you
Pleased to meet you
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah

Artist: Smashing Pumpkins
Title: Bullet With Butterfly Wings

the world is a vampire, sent to drain
secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
and what do i get, for my pain
betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
even though i know-i suppose i'll show
all my cool and cold-like old job
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
now i'm naked, nothing but an animal
but can you fake it, for just one more show
and what do you want, i want to change
and what have you got
when you feel the same
even though i know-i suppose i'll show
all my cool and cold-like old job
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
tell me i'm the only one
tell me there's no other one
jesus was an only son
tell me i'm the chosen one
jesus was an only son for you
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
and i still believe that i cannot be saved

Think it can't be done?
Luther Wright and the Wrongs: Rebuild The Wall (Pink Floyd bluegrass/country covers)