Zeke as Sailor Beer and Dot as Sailor Spatula.

Apologies to the original creators of Sailor Moon. This is a song to the tune of the Sailor Moon opening theme.

Fighting evil by moonlight!
Karaoke at midnight!
Never running from the spotlight!
She is the one named Sailor Beer!

She will never turn her back on her friends!
She is always there to throw up on them!
She is the one on who we can depend!
She is the one named Sailorrrr...

Sailor Dry!
Sailor Lager!
Sailor Draft!
Sailor Ay-yul!

Always there to bring the keg!
She is the one named Sailor Beer!
She is the one! SAILOR--- (pass out from overexertion)