Publishers only!!!
NO TRESPASSING!!!
Publishers only!
IT'S "WOR"!!!!
Okay, NOSY ROSIE, so you can't follow orders. Welcome to Daniel Worona's "WOR"-ROOM"
(Click on the 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS link on this page to see my main DIET HUMOR website.)
WELCOME TO THE FATTEST DIET HUMOR COLLECTION IN THE WORLD
Why do I need a publisher? Because... I COULDN'T SELL A LIFEBOAT ON THE TITANIC, but I am the foremost DIET HUMOR collector in the world. My area of expertise is collecting DIET HUMOR,not publishing.
I have spent more than 50 years collecting DIET HUMOR,FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR, USA HUMOR (many topics) and MEXICAN FOLKLORE HUMOR (In Spanish, of course). My various humor collections are safeguarded in a variety of places in three countries, waiting to be published.
This is a nonesuch collection; much of it has never been published. It is IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to duplicate this collection!!!!!
Please contact me for more information or questions: dworona@yahoo.com
(Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line.)
THE BIG MYSTERY: Where are the other tens of thousands of DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES?
I hope you didn't think I was stupid enough to post all of them on my DIET HUMOR website.
(I will be most happy to share with the world my entire DIET HUMOR and DIET JOKES collection, but I want it properly published first.)
To return to my DIET HUMOR website: Click on the 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS link on this page.
If you do not receive a reply to your e-mail within fifteen days, please e-mail me again. I delete a lot of spam and junk e-mails, so your e-mail may get accidently deleted.
Thank you, Dan Worona
PUBLISHERS: Visit Daniel Worona's WINE ROOM for more privy information.
My DIET HUMOR Web site is currently #1 on GOOGLE, YAHOO, and AOL, thanks to nice people like you.
To return to my 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS Web site: click on the 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS link on this page.
Please check out my new FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR Web site.
(It has lots of FOOD HUMOR, FOOD JOKES, DRINK HUMOR, DRINK JOKES, COFFEE HUMOR, and CANDY & DESSERT HUMOR and JOKES.)Click on the FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR link on this page.
PUBLISHERS: PLEASE E-MAIL ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED.(Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the Subject line.)
LITERARY AGENT WANTED: MUST BE HONEST, AND HAVE A PROVEN TRACK RECORD. (You will find a special link for LITERARY AGENTS on my FAVORITE LINKS PAGE OF MY MAIN DIET HUMOR WEBSITE.)
MY INIMITABLE DIET HUMOR WEBSITE HAS BEEN NUMBER ONE (#1) FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS. NEED I SAY MORE?
NEW: CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS
You will find the page on my FOOD AND DRINK HUMOR website.
HASTA LUMBAGO,
DANIEL WORONA "Rara Avis"
COPYRIGHT 1949-2009 by DANIEL L. WORONA
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
(This is a fifty-year plus collection, a large portion of which has never been published. IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!)
