| FIRST TEAM |
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| QUARTERBACK Jeff Garcia WHISKEY DICKS |
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| RUNNING BACK Marshall Faulk ADIBISI'S TITS |
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| WIDE RECIEVER Terrell Owens BABA LOOS |
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| WIDE RECIEVER Marvin Harrison TENN. LAMB |
| TIGHT END Tony Gonzalez SPIKEMEISTERS |
| KICKER Jason Elam TENN. LAMB |
| DEFENSE New York Jets THE FETISHES |
| Second Team |
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| Honrable Mention Kurt Warner, QB, Adibisi's Tits Jerome Bettis, RB, Spikemeisters Tim Brown, WR, Spikemeisters Desmond Clark, TE, Tennessee Lamb Byron Chamberlain, TE, Obi Wan's Fetishes David Akers, K, Adibisi's Tits Kris Brown, K, Whiskey Dicks Philadelphia Eagles, D, Adibisi's Tits |
| RUNNING BACK Shaun Alexander WHISKEY DICKS |
| Quarterback Peyton Manning SPIKEMEISTERS |
| Running Back Curtis Martin THE CLAP |
| Running Back Ahman Green HE HATE RETAIL |
| Wide Reciever Rod Smith THE CLAP |
| Wide Reciever David Boston ADIBISI'S TITS |
| Tight End Frank Wychek BABA LOOS |
| Kicker Sebastian Janikowski Six Packers |
| Defense Cleveland Browns Six Packers |
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