June 12th, 2000
Results for June 12th, 2000 --- Written by: Mike Rispoli
- Match 1 - Kid Kelly Cool vs. Ho Ho Tyler Mercy
The match started off quickly with several hip tosses by Ho Ho, including one that threw Kelly over the fence. Ho Ho dominated most of the match, but suddenly, someone's music hit, and a newcomer named Loki ran down and demolished both Kelly Cool and Ho Ho. He used a barrage of weapons including a New York Rangers binder, a boogie board, a staple gun, and the Garbage Can of Doom itself. Kis Kelly Cool came to first and covered Ho Ho to put an end to the match, and subsequently, this feud.
WINNER: Kid Kelly Cool
- Good Ol' M.R. says he's brought in a new group to the EJW, the League of Friends, consisting of Zigurd the Aguaman, and Ishbu Ramalangadingdong. M.R. asks Agua why he is here, and Agua simply states that he is here to save the EJW, but forgets to mention that he isn't really a superhero... he's just a store clerk at Caldor who has weird looking glasses on. Then, M.R. asks Ishbu why he is here, and Ishbu simply replies, "Ding-Dong".
- Match 2 - Zigurd (w/Ishbu) vs. Mac Jilly Wigger
- When Mac comes down, he taunts Zigurd by calling him "wack". The match went along, with no one really having the advantage for a long length of time. Suddenly, Ishbu made his prescence felt, as he and Zigurd hit a battering ram on the Mac. Wigger came back by giving a monster spear on Aguaman. Suddenly, Loki runs in, and smashes the Mac with a plate. Zigurd tehn give the Aqua Drop (DDT), then beat Wigger with the 1, 2, 3.
WINNER: Zigurd
- Match 3 - Timothy Jobber (c.) vs. Michael Jobber - EJW VHS Title Matchup (formerly the EJW Jobber Title)
This match sucked.
Hard.
I don't even want to type about it.
Some fans got rowdy and ran in during the match, starting their own match (which was more entertaining). Timothy won with the Spin-That-Wheel Elbow Drop.
WINNER: Timothy Jobber
- Match 4 - Alabama Phil vs. Bumblebee Tuna
Before this match, we were informed that over the past month, Phil has been training and has improved greatly. It showed! Phil started off by using an innovative move (powerbomb into a DDT) on Bumblebee. Also, Bumblebee went for a bulldog, which Phil reversed into a high angle suplex. When Phil finished off Bumblebee with the Heart of the Dixie Headbutt, Mac Jilly Wigger came down and speared Phil, leaving as he lay unconscious.
WINNER: Alabama Phil
- Match 5 - Nate Richards vs. KJ Lear - First Blood/Career Matchup
Words cannot describe the action and emotion of this match. Love or hate these guys, both fought hard for their careers. The high spots included a cartwheel/Arabian face buster by KJ onto Nate, a Vandaminator executed on Nate, and a pace changing, reverse hammerlock DDT. All of a sudden, KJ hit the Cookie Sheet Splash Special onto Nate. During the splash, KJ dropped the sheet on Nate's face, causing him to bleed from his nose and mouth. Copycat ran in, and nailed KJ with his own cookie sheet. The ref saw this, and then saw Nate nail the Driver of Desire on KJ. Forgetting it was a First Blood match, Nate when for the pin, and the ref counts to three. But wait! The ref sees Nate's blood, remembers the stipulation, and calls for the bell! Nate lost the match, and went to leave the arena, and all the fans came to their feet. Nate turned to them, and in total DOD fashion, gives them the finger and walks out forever!
WINNER: KJ Lear