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Clinton Does Oprah

By Matt Forge

Chicago (FP) -- It got hot and steamy in the Oprah set when Clinton and the non-partisan Winfrey got down to business during the taping of the TV diva's highly popular talk show. And it wasn't due to stage lighting and a fogging machine.

The only tears shed this day were of joy at the love and affection shared between the two stars. The audience was treated to a spectacular show filled with what every person there, both female and male, desired - a love fest.

The happy couple lit up the camera with their flirting and banter. She said he was a naughty boy, he said he just couldn't help it. Dr. Phil said that they both had issues to work through, but overall seemed happy together.

As their eyes met across the crowded studio, you could feel the electricity and excitement. He would bite his lower lip, she would flick her straightened hair.

Later everyone was surprised when the oval Oprah started lobbing softballs at him. He would pretend to hit them with his cigar, then, with a smile on his face, ever so gently and quietly put them in his pocket. She said it didn't matter what Clinton did with her balls, his every action was a homerun to her regardless. He was pleased and felt that every base was getting covered as they both steadily and fervently made their way toward the climax of the interview where she screamed out, "HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-!"

But the two weren't finished yet. The hostess with the mostest then tempted the former president with a come hither look and they both ended up on the couch for the rest of the afternoon. Clinton did confess that he had stained the blue dressing room earlier; she forgave him. He bit his lower lip.

Afterwards, Oprah said that it was an affair to remember and that Bill's legacy was sealed as far as she was concerned. Bill said he rather enjoyed the "Big O" and hoped that everyone else did too.

 


Can you feel the love?

 

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