Hockey Hit-Man Bertuzzi
Makes Many Apologies, Says He Didn't Mean It
By Matt Forge
TORONTO, Canada (FP) -- Todd
Bertuzzi, an All-Star NHL forward, publically apologized to Colorado's Steve
Moore, the man whose neck he broke with one damaging punch.
Bertuzzi slugged Moore in the side of the
head late in Monday night's 9-2 victory by the Avalanche. He
hit Moore from behind and drove his head into the ice. Moore
landed face-first -- with the 245-pound Bertuzzi on top of him
-- and lay in a pool of blood for several minutes before he was
removed on a stretcher.
Moore is out for the season with a broken
neck. He also sustained a concussion and deep cuts on his face,
and remained hospitalized in Vancouver. Bertuzzi later said to
Moore, "I had no intention of hurting you."
His official statement to the press (while
pointing with his thumb) was, "I had no intended hurtful
relations with that man - Steve Moore."
But the denials and apologies didn't stop
there. Todd "The Bruiser" Bertuzzi recounted many such
incidents that he didn't actually mean to happen either.
For example, he told of the time when he
was a youngster when he ripped off every leg of a millipede one
at a time then fried it with a carefully aimed concentrated beam
of sunlight with his magnifying glass. He then said, "I
had no intention of hurting you, Mr. Millipede."
He also apologized for broadcasting insect
poison and weed killer on his yard last week and said he had
no intention of hurting the little buggers nor pesky unwanted
plants.
Then he recounted a hunting trip last fall
when he pegged a buck from one hundred yards out with a bulls-eye
shot through its heart cavity. The bullet sucked the life out
of the deer which dropped dead immediately.
Bertuzzi said, "I had no intention
of hurting that animal."
He went on to say that he had no intention
of hurting any of the trees he's chopped down, nor any of the
birds in his cock fighting ring, nor any of the cattle in his
family owned slaughter house.
Todd "Bruiser" Bertuzzi - What did he intend?
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