Target Wonder Woman

Splash page - Unconscious

Di and Mr. Keech

Di and Morgan Edge

Di walks alone

Di rubs noses with Eskimo

Di cries! "Plain Jane!"

Di transforms into WW in the shadow of some statuesque glutes

"My SECRET IDENTITY has been EXPOSED!"

"... DEAF, MUTE, and BLIND ..."

"My fingers are telling you I am Diana Prince--"

Sprints into action

"I'm checkmated! BOBBY FISHER [sic] couldn't escape this MOVE!"

"Tie WONDER WOMAN up with her OWN LASSO ..."

"Wonder what it feels like to kiss an Amazon dame!"

"Pucker up, doll!"

Head butts the bad guy while bound

Turns into a raging whirlwind

Readies to stop bullets

Parrying bullets with her bullet-proof bracelets

Violently kicks bad guy

"That will teach these gunmen that violence always turns against the violent -- like a mad dog!" she says, after violently kicking the crap out of them.

Speedy swimming

Up to her chin in water

Smashing into hull of ship

Hanging from anchor chain

Electrified by anchor chain

Electrified by anchor chain 2

Electrified by anchor chain 3

Electrified by anchor chain (detail)

Unconscious, dragged across deck by henchmen

Unconscious, dragged across deck by henchmen 2

Dazed, wrists bound

Barely conscious, tied to nuclear missile

"LAUNCH WONDER WOMAN!"

Almost smashes into military aircraft

Tied to missile, high over New York City

Whipped by the searing knowledge that she will incinerate millions in moments ... and sweating a large drop of perspiration ... she tries to tug her unbreakable lasso loose with her teeth.

Lassoes rocket

Rides nuclear warhead out to sea where it can explode HARMLESSLY -- or kill millions of fish.

Rescues handsome diplomat who promptly hits on her

Politely tells handsome diplomat to shut up

Can't do a thing with her hair -- just her skimpy lingerie, apparently.

Can't wait to meet handsome diplomat again

Handsome diplomat ignores our heroine in her plain Jane disguise

THE END?

Goes home to mother and gets a hug

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