"Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit...yeah, who's laughin' now? huh?"
"Joel is a strange kid. He grew up in a weird place."
"One egg. One sperm. Two babies."
"Keep representin' GC, 'cuz you know we're representin' you!"
"Black nail-polish didn't come with testosterone."
"Joel, your gloves SUCK!"
"That performance really moved me...I gotta go now!"
"Stop watching them making out!"
"I have a confession to make. I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."
"Yeah, on our first day off, we went to Disney for our first time, and Joel was like a little kid. He was like, 'Come on guys, we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing, 'When You Wish Upon A Star'."
"I can disappear, watch!" *gets out of seat and leaves*
"Me? Fail English? That's UNPOSSIBLE!"
"They used to call him Joely Moley."
"Life is Benji. Benji is life. The rest is just details."
"Good Charlotte's for the kids!"
"I used to work at Target as a stock boy, but I got fired for falling asleep and drooling all over everything."
"I can freak."
"Getting beat..." (on his best childhood memory)
"My ass smells like Joel."
"This is Joel at the mall... 'Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song Little Things? Yo, that's about me. Awwww yeahhhhh!'..."
"Joel's in touch with his feminine side."
"Someone call the fire department! This one's outta control!"
"Do you guys say 'wanker'?"
"No I didn't watch Sesame Street. I watched Mr. Roger's though. That guy is creepy."
"I don't know how you're gonna take this, but Santa Clause isn't real, bro..." (to Joel)
"I'm the self-proclaimed leader of the band. Self-Proclaimed."
"Big ups to butt-naked handstands!"
"T-t-today, Junior."
"Good times, good times."