"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst."
"I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it."
"Benji's the evil twin."
"I wanna see you all making out during this song."
"Those people who shun us because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves because they aren't keeping an open mind. Besides, no band has ever given us shit for our career path. It's mostly just jaded punkers. And if that's the way they're gonna be, I'd rather have someone who doesn't know a thing about punk coming to our shows, because they're the one's who like it for what it is, not for what it isn't."
"This one's for all you emo and skater kids. We know you're sensitive." (about Motivation Proclamation)
"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you."
"Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. It's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great."
"You can call him Benjiman. That's what Momma calls him."
"Yes, I am pimping this coat, thank you very much."
"We're always thrown in with punk bands and labeled as punk music, and we take that as a huge compliment because we love punk music. But when I talk about punk, I think of a band like Rancid. We never call ourselves punk, but if kids think we're punk, and if that's what we are to them, then we're punk... and if a 21-year-old thinks we're rock, then we're rock to him. I mean, we never really pay attention to that kind of stuff."
"I put on pretty good sock puppet shows, and I can mime."
"Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you start a band?"
"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere where you can go, and be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be."
"Benj had definately been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too. But, he's definately more freakier than I am."
"I tell girls, 'Be proud of who you are and the way you look, because you don't have to fit into the Seventeen look or YM look...', and the most attractive girl to me is a girl that is real."
"This is a little awkward, isn't it?"
"I didn't get lessons of any kind. I slept through school."
"Just stay true to yourself and true to what you believe."
"That's right."