"Billy drives like an old grandma."
"The kids are laughing at Paul, not with Paul."
"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"
"He's...umm...a pit bull?" (when asked about Ca$hDogg)
"No one has a crush on the Bass Player!"
"I dropped an anvil on Benji."
"Don't get it wrong, we all hate their Dad." (talking about the twin's Dad)
"It's okay, no one's as much as a psycho as I am."
"Enchante..."
"Back lounge baby!"
"People always ask me for a Paul Hug. What the HECK is that?"
"I was like a theatre drama club, thespian dork!"
Mainstream Catherine: You have lovely nailpolish on, too!
Paul (in a gay voice): Oh, stop!
"You're what? Sss...ss...sssorry?"
"You like all those tall, tan, blonde guys."
Some Girl: Can I have a Paul Hug?
Paul: *bear hugs her and dips her*
Some Girl: Ahhh, you're gonna drop me!
Paul: *looks shocked* Me? Drop? Uh-huh, don't think so.
"I never was your favorite! You never wanted my boxers!"