Episode 2: More War.

The Gundam pilots barge into the enemy base, thwarting their plans to drop a colony on Earth. But will they stop Dekim’s notorious immigrant stealing plot?

Narrator: It. is time to. Recap. Exactly what just. Happened. To torment. You. The colony with. The long name. Declared war. A little brat was leader. The Gundam pilots fought. Again. For peace. What a cliché?

[Duo is stilling fighting the unknown pilot]

Duo: Come on your Trowa aren’t you?

Unknown Pilot: No.

Duo: Yes you are you little ragamuffin, you!

Unknown Pilot; For the Last time, no!

[Meanwhile]

Quatre: At this rate we shall reach our Gundams in 5 days.

Quatre: Wait, if we take this root we could shave off 80 hours! What do you guys think?

[Quatre looks at the Maguanacs, they as hesitantly nod in fear.]

Quatre: Excellent.

Rasheed: But sire, if we take that root we shall have no way home.

Quatre: Exactly, YOU shall have no way home. It is an acceptable sacrifise.

[The corps give big smiles and nod hesitantly.]

Quatre: Am I detecting second thoughts?

Rasheed: it was Abdul Quatre, I swear! I am loyal [kisses Quatre’s feet]

Quatre; What! [grabs Abdul and shoves him in the airlock, he then proceeds to open the hatch and ejects Abdul into space.]

Quatre: Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!

[The corps bow in recognition of Quatre’s power]

Quatre; Anyway, I shall press this button that will blow up the reactor. The blast will propel the satellite with the Gundams to Venus, from there I shall use gravity as a slingshot.

Rasheed: Sire, there is only a point of contact of 5 seconds though

Quatre; Exactly, that means only I shall make it through. You my faithfully servants shall overload the reactors and propel me back to Earth.

Rasheed: [gasps, but then smiles] Yes sire.

Quatre: I’m really, really sorry. [frowns then giggles]

[Quatre’s Flashback]

Quatre: Wow its Prof H!

Prof H: Quatre I have attached/not attached a self-destruct switch to Sandrock

Quatre: I don’t understand.

Prof H: I knew you wouldn’t, it is too complex for your mind to handle.

[Back with Heero and Wufei]

Wufei: I SAID ARE YOU IN THE RIGHT?

Heero: AND I SAID WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

[Wufei charges Heero and slashes at him]

Wufei: ARE YOU IN THE RIGHT!

Heero: Come on Wufei, press the self-detonation switch, I DARE YOU!

Wufei: Nu-uh

Heero: CHICHKEN! [Makes chicken clucks]

Wufei [growls]

Duo: Come on Trowa I know its you, why have you betrayed us!

Trowa: I am not Trowa, I do not know where you are getting this idea.

Duo: I CAN SEE YOU ON MY VIEWSCREEN!

Trowa: Now you die.

Duo: Damn you to Hell.

[Duo’s Flashback]

Prof G: So you were going to blow up Deathscythe and kill me?
Duo: That’s the plan

Prof G: Why not pilot it?
Duo: Cool. I’m become the God of Death to save the colonies!

Prof G: I knew that would work. (Laughs insanely)

[Back to Reality]

Trowa: I am not Trowa

Duo: Stop lying!

Trowa; Shut up, I am trying to start an overly dramatic monologue. From my earliest memories, I was but a nameless soldier on the battlefield

[Skip to images of Trowa’s childhood]

[Trowa can be seen planning Operation Seek and Destroy the enemies blanket, he sneaks over the caged walls and disables the guard, a 3 year old baby boy, he then proceeds to eat the blanket and sneak out of the pen]

[Trowa is in a class, his teacher turns her back and he fires a poison tipped dart into the back of her neck, he is cheered by his classmates as then exit the classroom]

Trowa: [tears in his eyes]

[Trowa’s Flashback]

Dr S: Trowa, you must not carry out Operation Meteor, 2 billion people will die.

Trowa: [to himself] Wow, he didn’t even notice that I killed the other Trowa.

Dr S: Descend to Earth and blow up OZ. The combined invincibility of the Gundam and yourself will ensure your victory.

Trowa: Yes sir.

[Back to reality.]

Duo: Trowa! TROWA! WAKE UP! Man why does he have to make everything so complicated.

Trowa: What? Oh yes, I was killing you.

Duo: Actually I managed to move out of the way while you were explaining your past. I’m behind you now. Buh-Bye

Trowa: Damn. It looks like I will have to die.

Duo: But why?
Trowa: Because I am out of ammo.

[Back with the Preventers]

Sally: They will reach Earth soon!

Noin: Shit. Any word from Heero.

Sally: Well he transmitted a message on all channels saying "I will kill you"
Noin: Just like him. Looks like we are all alone.

[On Earth]

Lady Une: [to herself] The wussies on Earth will not even put up a defense, a political change will take 5 minutes.

Lady Une: [to herself] Trieze you must help me.

Random guy: Hi. Who are you talking to?
Lady Une: Shutup [bonks the random guy]

[Back at Marie Maya’s hideout]

Dekim: Soon Earth shall be ours!

Relena: Do you really think this is following Trieze’s wishes?
Marie Maya: Of course it is.

Relena: Trieze was a protector of the Earth, he did not try to annihilate it. That’s what he fought against.

Marie Maya: He did?

Dekim: Shutup! [grabs Relena and covers her mouth] I shall not listen to this blasphemy.

[Heero and Duo are blowing up Leo’s]

Heero: [While shooting a Leo] We must stop Operation Meteor.

[A Leo crashes into Duo’s suits back and he smirks]

Duo: Okies.

[At MO-2]

Dekim: Launch the Mobile suits!

Soldier: Aye sir.

Soldier 2: We are picking up an un-identified mobile suit.

Dekim: What? It’s a g-g-gundam! It must be Trieze!

Soldier 2: Actually no, it’s the Tallgeese

All: [laughs insanely]

[Just outside the station, the Tallgeese floats randomly in space, the pilot manipulates the ropes and pullies to raise its arm, revealing its 18^th century cannon.]

Wind: This is Preventer Wind. Stand down your weapons

Dekim: [trying to catch his breath from laughter] Wind? Zechs is alive! My guess was right.

Wind: Stand down or die.

Dekim: You really think you can stop us with that ancient relic?

Wind: Well yes, because I have mastered the Tallgeese’s true power!

Dekim: Wouldn’t you like to know we have another card up our sleeves?

Wind: Raspberries.

Dekim: A ha! Got you! You pesky little ragamuffin.

[Wind manipulates the ropes and pullies again and fires the cannon, a steel ball is ejected into space and flies towards MO-2, bouncing off a bunch of heat ducts and entering through a small hole.]

Dekim: You really expect us to bow to you!

Wind: The power of the Tallgeese will stop you! It is the ultimate machine! And I am the ultimate soldier!

[The steel ball rolls down a variety of shafts and finally falls into the reactor core, causing a chain reaction that blows up MO-2, a shuttle speeds out of the explosion.]

Dekim: A ha! I told you, I expected all along but I was too fast for you! Ah hahahaha.

Wind: Shit.

[Back at Marie Maya’s Colony]

[Marie Maya is beating the crap out of Relena]

Marie Maya: You!

WHAM

Marie Maya: Must!

WHAM

Marie Maya: Shut!

WHAM

Marie Maya: UP!

WHAM

Relena: But you can’t drop a colony on Earth, Heero will stop you!

WHAM

Marie Maya: Don’t you get it! Heero wants to kill you!

WHAM

Relena: No he doesn’t.

Marie Maya: The only reason he actually blew up Libra was because he thought you were on it!

[FLASHBACK]

[The Wing Gundam flies back from the destroyed Libra, everyone onboard the shuttle cheers in victory.]

Howard; Radical man, he stopped Libra.

All: (cheer)

Howard: Oh, not cool. A chunk of Libra is falling towards Earth.

All: (sigh)

Howard: Heero, you must stop that chunk of Libra

[Inside Wing, Heero is hopelessly bandaging himself and tending to his own wounds]

Heero: Ow! Ow! The pain, it hurts! Aaah

Howard: Please Heero. It will destroy Earth

[Heero pauses]

Howard: ….

[Heero continues bandaging himself]

[Howard thinks for a moment and looks at Relena]

Howard: Eureka!

Howard: Heero, Relena is on the chunk of Libra.

[Heero gets a crazy look in his eyes and then laughs insanely, flying back towards Libra. He enters the atmosphere and arms the twin buster rifle and with incredible ease blows up the chunk of Libra]

Heero: Mission Completed.

All: (cheer)

[End Flashback]

Relena: You monster, you’re lying!

Marie Maya: Bah, you’re hopeless. It is time to takeover Earth.

[Serpents land on Earth and begin blowing up buildings]

Soldier 1: Boy this is fun.

Soldier 2: The greatest

Soldier 3: DIE DIE! DIE! DIE!

Soldier 1: How cute.

Marie Maya: Nothing shall not me from standing on the Earth Sphere!

[Back at the colony with the long name.]

Trowa: Operation Meteor

Trowa: First it was a plan to drop colonies on Earth

Trowa: And kill lots of people.

Trowa: But then we got smart and combined the invincibility of the gundams with 5 no name pilots. In turn, we defeated OZ single-handedly.

[Duo and Heero run down the halls and enter into long face to face gunfights like the ones during the American Revolution, obviously only Duo and Heero’s bullets connect with enemies and they step infront of a door.]

[Duo breaks through the door]

Trowa: What took you?
Duo: Shut up

[Heero barges in]

Heero: I will kill all of you.

Duo and Trowa: …

Heero: I mean, the equilibrium of the colony is going to be destroyed at La Grange point. We must stop it by increasing the rotational speed and then stop the destruction at La Grange point.

Duo: Right.

[Duo and Heero furiously type away at random keys.]

Heero; Done. Now all I have to do is press this super return button.

Duo and Trowa: (Cheer)

[Soldiers begin pounding on the door]

Soldier; Open up or…or…or I’ll shoot!

Duo: You can’t shoot through the door moron.

Soldier: Well then I’ll come in after you!

Duo: Like hell you will!

Soldier; Damn you Gundam pilot, your too smart for us!

Heero: I have a plan.

Duo: What is it?
Heero; Punch me.

Duo: hun?

Heero; PUNCH ME!

(Duo punches Heero in the stomach, Heero is unaffected and uses a super karate kick punch combo on Duo, knocking him out cold.)

Heero; He forgot that I was raised only to fight and I can not be defeated.

Trowa: (smiles)

Heero: {drops to the floor}

[The guards somehow break open the door and 50 guards run in, they see what has happened.]

Heero: (stands up and begins an insane Jackie-chan style kick-ass fight scene. Disabling all the guards within 4.5 seconds.)

Trowa: So why did you punch Duo?
Heero: I will kill you.

Trowa: (Cheers)

What will happen, will Quatre reach the Gundams in time, will the invincible gundam pilots somehow find a way to stop Dekim’s notorious plot to steal all the immigrants from Earth or are their actions doomed, probably not! But oh well.

[Insert Japanese Music here.]

[END EPISODE]