There were these three men who didn't have a place to sleep for the night and they decided to stop at a house that had a barn. They went up to the door and a man answered.
The first man says, "Do you have a place for me to sleep tonight?", and the other man says, "You can sleep in the barn with the pigs."
The second man says, "Do you have a place for me to sleep tonight?" and the other man says, "Yes, you can sleep in the barn with the horses."
The third guy says, "Do you have a place for me to sleep tonight?"
The other man says, "Yes, you can sleep upstairs in the house with my eighteen daughters."
The next morning all the guys came back to the house to thank the man. The man says,
"How did everyone sleep?"
The first guy says, "I slept like a hog."
The second guys says, "I slept like a horse."
The third guy says, "I slept like a golf ball, in and out of eighteen holes!"