There were these three
men who didn't have a place to sleep for the night and they
decided to stop at a house that had a barn. They went up to the
door and a man answered.
The first man says, "Do you have a place for me to sleep
tonight?", and the other man says, "You can sleep in
the barn with the pigs."
The second man says, "Do you have a place for me to sleep
tonight?" and the other man says, "Yes, you can sleep
in the barn with the horses."
The third guy says, "Do you have a place for me to sleep
tonight?"
The other man says, "Yes, you can sleep upstairs in the
house with my eighteen daughters."
The next morning all the guys came back to the house to thank the
man. The man says,
"How did everyone sleep?"
The first guy says, "I slept like a hog."
The second guys says, "I slept like a horse."
The third guy says, "I slept like a golf ball, in and out of
eighteen holes!"