When corporate lay-offs cost him
his job as a company pilot, the middle-aged aviator applied for a
job with a major airline. After filling out a psychologist
evaluation questionnaire, he was told to wait until the
psychologist could see him. Finally, he was called into his
office,
"Mr.Hall, I would like to clarify one of your answers,"
the psychologist said. "After the question 'When was the
last time you had sex?" you answered, '1955'. Is that
correct?"
"Yes, Sir."
"You haven't had sex since 1955?" the psychologist
exclaimed. "Isn't that a bit unusual?"
"Not really, sir," the applicant replied, glancing at
his watch. "It's only 2100 now."