When corporate lay-offs cost him his job as a company pilot, the middle-aged aviator applied for a job with a major airline. After filling out a psychologist evaluation questionnaire, he was told to wait until the psychologist could see him. Finally, he was called into his office,
"Mr.Hall, I would like to clarify one of your answers," the psychologist said. "After the question 'When was the last time you had sex?" you answered, '1955'. Is that correct?"
"Yes, Sir."
"You haven't had sex since 1955?" the psychologist exclaimed. "Isn't that a bit unusual?"
"Not really, sir," the applicant replied, glancing at his watch. "It's only 2100 now."