A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
" Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a five hundred bucks if I could just see them."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell -a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows them. He promptly thanks her and throws five hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see your butt too. I'll give you another five hundred bucks if I could just see your butt."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another five hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "You are so beautiful, I'd like to feel your body, and I'll give you a thousand bucks."
Nora thinks about this for a second and whinks what the hell, she lie down.. Chis thanks her and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says
"You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 2000 bucks he owes me?"