A man returns from the doctor
and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24
hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for
sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours
later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you
know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one
more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it
again.Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and
realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife
shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time
before die. "She says, "Of course, Dear," and they
make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls
over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his
impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more
hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4
more hours. Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to
get up in the morning. You don't!"