An American black man, an Italian, and a Japanese man are sitting at a bar drinking together. At one point the bartender comes over to them. "You know," he says, "I'll bet a hundred dollars that there isn't twenty-five inches of dick among the three of you." Black guy's dick was measured it was twelve inches. Italian's dick was twelve inches too. Then they measured Japanese it was exactly one inch. The black guy says to Italian guy, "Since, you and me have twelve inch each about half the amount we needed, so we should divide between me and you. The Japanese guy says, "To tell you the truth, I should get the whole hundred, because if had not the
hard on, we wouldn't have won at all!"