An American black man, an
Italian, and a Japanese man are sitting at a bar drinking
together. At one point the bartender comes over to them.
"You know," he says, "I'll bet a hundred dollars
that there isn't twenty-five inches of dick among the three of
you." Black guy's dick was measured it was twelve inches.
Italian's dick was twelve inches too. Then they measured Japanese
it was exactly one inch. The black guy says to Italian guy,
"Since, you and me have twelve inch each about half the
amount we needed, so we should divide between me and you. The
Japanese guy says, "To tell you the truth, I should get the
whole hundred, because if had not the
hard on, we wouldn't have won at all!"