Once upon a time there were two
salesmen in Cairo. They rented a camel in order to see the
pyramids. After an hour's ride they became thursty, and went into
one pub to take some beers. After having climbed off the camel it
ran away into an area where there were some 50 other camels. The
other one of the men became rather worried: How come can we find
our camel now?
The other one said: No probs, I'll do it even with my eyes
closed.
After some hours and more beers our salesmen were ready to leave
dthe pub. The 'No-probs' man began to lift the tails of the
camels, saying: Not this one, not this one... What a heck are you
doing now, asked his colleague, you didn't check their asses
before the ride. Don't worry, at the beginning of the ride I
heard the guy out there say his friend: There dgoes my camel with
two assholes on it.