Once upon a time there were two salesmen in Cairo. They rented a camel in order to see the pyramids. After an hour's ride they became thursty, and went into one pub to take some beers. After having climbed off the camel it ran away into an area where there were some 50 other camels. The other one of the men became rather worried: How come can we find our camel now?
The other one said: No probs, I'll do it even with my eyes closed.
After some hours and more beers our salesmen were ready to leave dthe pub. The 'No-probs' man began to lift the tails of the camels, saying: Not this one, not this one... What a heck are you doing now, asked his colleague, you didn't check their asses before the ride. Don't worry, at the beginning of the ride I heard the guy out there say his friend: There dgoes my camel with two assholes on it.