Coming into the bar and ordering
a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender,
"I'm so pissed off!".
"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home
and we stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just
about to make love then her god dammed husband came in. So I had
to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my
fingernails!".
"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.
"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated,"
the customer went on.
"When her husband came into the room, he said,'
Hey great! You're naked already! Let me just take a leak.'
And damned the lazy son of a bitch piss out the window right onto
my head.
"Yeech!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder
you're in a lousy mood".
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really really make got to
me. Next, I had
to listen to them grunting and groaning and after finishing, the
husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it
land? My goddamned forehead!"
"Damn, that's really is a drag!" says the bartender.
"Oh, I'm not finished. See what really pissed me off was
when the husband had to make a dump. Turns out that their toilet
is broken, so he stuck his ass out of the window and let loose
right on my head!"
The bartender paled. ""That would sure mess up my
day".
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, "the fellow rattled on,
"But do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me
off?"
When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off
the ground!"