SOMETHING ABOUT GUYS

If you treat him nice He says, "Yar mujhe line de rahi hai"
If you don't He says, "She's too proud.

"If you dress nicely He says, "She trying to impress me.
"If you don't He says, "You're tasteless. "

If you argue with him He says, "You're stubborn."
If you don't He says, "You have no brains."

If you act smarter He'll lose his face as you're insulting him.
If he acts smart, He thinks it's his right.

If you don't love him, He'll try to posses you.
If you love him, He'll try to leave you.

If you don't kiss him, He says, "You don't love me."
If you do He says, "You're so cheap."

If you share your problems with him He says, "You don't share anything with me."
If you do He says, "You bother me alot."

If you break a promise He says, "I can't trust you anymore."
If he breaks a promise, He says, "Jan mein majboor tha."

If you scold him He says, "You act like a nanny."
If he scolds you He says, "It's because I love you."

If you smoke He says "You're a bad girl."
If he smokes He says, "I'm a man."

If you get good grades He says, "It was luck."
If he gets good grades He says, "It was brains. "

If you hurt himHe says, "You don't care about me."
If he hurt you He says, "You're so sensitive."