The lively 80 years old hit off so well with a woman he met at a local tavern that she agreed to return to his apartment for some lovemaking.
Five days later, the old man noticed a drip at the tip of his penis and made an appointment with his doctor. "Have you had sex recently?" the physician asked.
"Sure have," the old man cackled.
"Do you remember who was the woman and where she lived?"
"Well, of course I do."
"Then you better get over there right away," the doctor advised. "You're about to come."