The lively 80 years old hit off
so well with a woman he met at a local tavern that she agreed to
return to his apartment for some lovemaking.
Five days later, the old man noticed a drip at the tip of his
penis and made an appointment with his doctor. "Have you had
sex recently?" the physician asked.
"Sure have," the old man cackled.
"Do you remember who was the woman and where she
lived?"
"Well, of course I do."
"Then you better get over there right away," the doctor
advised. "You're about to come."