A married man was talking to his
buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for
her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to
buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a
certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way
she wants it... she'll probably be thrilled."
So the fellow did.
The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my
suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like
it?"
His buddy asked. "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed
me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in
an hour!!'"