A guy goes to a girl's house for
the first time and she shows him into the living room. She
excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks.
As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on
the mantel. He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks
back in. He says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh..I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get
an ashtray."