A tall guy and two short guys work at a construction site. They are buddies working on a huge skyscraper. One day, the tall guy loses his balance and plummets 60 stories where he 'splats' on the sidewalk. When the police officer arrives, he questions the two short guys what they knew about this tall guy. The first one sez " He was just a good friend."
The second one sez " He had two assholes."
The officer shouts "What?!"
"No. I'm serious. Whenever we'd get off of work, we'd go down to the bar downtown. Whenever we'd walk into the bar, the bartender would say "Oh shit. Here comes that tall guy with the two assholes."