A tall guy and two short guys
work at a construction site. They are buddies working on a huge
skyscraper. One day, the tall guy loses his balance and plummets
60 stories where he 'splats' on the sidewalk. When the police
officer arrives, he questions the two short guys what they knew
about this tall guy. The first one sez " He was just a good
friend."
The second one sez " He had two assholes."
The officer shouts "What?!"
"No. I'm serious. Whenever we'd get off of work, we'd go
down to the bar downtown. Whenever we'd walk into the bar, the
bartender would say "Oh shit. Here comes that tall guy with
the two assholes."