There is this guy and this girl
and they want to have sex. So, they go to the girl's house and
before entering her room, the girl stops and says,
"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bed and I
do not want her to know what we are doing. So when I say,
'Baloney,' it means push harder, and when I say, 'Pastrami,' it
means push softer."
With this, the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the
girl moans,
"Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!" Then, she shouts,
"Pastrami! Pastrami! Pastrami!" Then, she changes back
to, "Baloney! Baloney! Baloney!"
Finally, the girl's sister yells, "Will you guys quit making
sandwiches up there? You're getting mayonnaise all over me!"