Joe had lived with his wife Mary
in their little home deep in the woods for fifty years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to the big city
and they checkedinto an upscale hotel. Mary had a complaint for
the
bellman. "We refuse to settle for such a small room. We
don't have any windows or fan, or even a bed!"
"But, Madam!"Mary interrupted the man.
"Don't you 'But, Madam' me!" she stormed.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just
because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big
city, and we've never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to
complain to the manager!"
"But, Madam," the bellman finally got out, "this
isn't your room. It's the elevator!"