A Serious Medical Condition
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York's finest
hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room
where one of the male patients was masturbating.
"Oh God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful,
what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Royal
Highness, but this man has a very serious condition where his
testicles fill up rapidly with semen. If he doesn't do what he is
doing at least 5 times per day, he could swell up and he might
die"
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen, "I was unaware
that such a medical condition existed."
On the same floor they soon passed another room where a young,
blonde nurse was performing oral sex on another patient.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening
here?"
The doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."