The pope had become very ill
and was taken to many doctors, all of whom
could not figure out how to cure him.
Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could figure it
out.
After about an hour's examination he
came out and told the cardinals that he
knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder
of the testicles. He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the
cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and
explained the situation.
After some thought, the pope stated,
"I agree, but under four conditions."
The cardinals were amazed and there
arose quite an uproar. Over all of the
noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what are the four
conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long
pause...
The pope replied, "First the girl
must be blind, so that she cannot see whom she is having sex."
"Second, she must be deaf, so that
she cannot hear with whom she is having
sex."
"Third she must be dumb so that if
somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose
and asked, "And the fourth condition?"
"Big tits" replied the Pope.