A biker stops by the Harley Shop
to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so
he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way
home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an
anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked
up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a
problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket,
carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and
carry the goose in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he
went.
But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who
told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to
get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616
Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I
am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know
that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the
wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket,
an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I
possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the
bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the
chickens."