An 80 year old man is having his
annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling? 'I've never
felt better,' he replies. 'I've got an eighteen year old bride
who's pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?'
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, 'Well, let me
tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never
misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he
accidently grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking
in the woods near the creek, and suddenly he spots a beaver in
some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it
at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM!
The beaver drops dead in front of him.'
'That's impossible!' said the old man in disbelief, 'someone else
must have shot the beaver!'
'Bingo!' says the doctor.