Subject: this is really funny
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told
that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and
enter
It in the races. However at the local auction, the going price
for horses
was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured
that
since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the
races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race
again, and this time it won.
The paper read:
PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the
preacher not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to
get rid of
the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The paper headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to
get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
Next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy
back the
donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day